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:	post by horror_tang at 2005-01-26 02:48:13

Boycott?! What a bunch of shitstains. If they really believed in what they were doing they would shed some blood for their cause. Instead they'll hound a club into having it shut down. I really hate myself and my belief system so I am officially boycotting my own band. I will now be playing all shows without being on my meds. Furthermore, I am going to shout "rock out with your cock out" between songs. Then I am going to pee standing down so that I may further understand the meaning of life. Maybe we're in luck at last. Who's to say that is not Matool? This so-called anarchist group is doing nothing more than running a blood drive that is really a pyramid scheme perpitrated by Dracula and his night slaves. I therefore will make them wait in line for tp outside my home. Then I will drench them with cologne and arm deodorant and pretend my name is Dr. Ernest P. Rockefeller, the hater of all things cheese. Eat shit?! Ha ha, you know who you are. Finally, please support your local eugenics program so that we may now filter the gene pool that has pissed in for the last several decades. I eat paste. Cows eat grass. I am the underdoug. Beware of godless, irate humanitarians drinking from the sinister pool of lost dreams of the seventh level of hell. I call this purgatory, but alas, no fudge. The return is soon to come. I thought I seen him today, at the store. Eating a taco with cream cheese. Was it Elvis or Jesus? Or a swollen cow fetus?

I jumped in the ocean and swallowed a whale
Handcuffed lightnin' and throwed thunder's ass in jail
I walked through the graveyard like a bolt of thunder
Made the tombstones jump and put the dead on the wonder
I want you to jump off the Empire State Buildin' in a paper sack
Look up a camel's ass and scare the hump out of his back
Then jump off the Eiffel Tower and land on yo muthafuckin' head
Get up and do the mashed potato and prove to me you ain't dead
Catch the tail of an astro jet and get off at cloud nine
Drink a bottle of Milk of Magnesia and some Red Port wine
Then parachute off the clouds real fast
Land on the White House yard and shit on the grass
Take the President's necktie and wipe yo muthafuckin' ass

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