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: post by KillerKadoogan at 2005-02-02 12:43:47
Man Struck and Killed by Volkswagen Bug

Chelmsford, Massachusetts

Assuck, 18, was struck and killed by a Volkswagen Bug, driven by 17 year old Chad Farnsworth while walking down Route 110 in Chelmsford.

Said Farnsworth, "I hit him really, really hard."

But young Assuck wasn't done yet.

"After I hit him," said Farnsworth, "I pulled over and got out to check the damage to my car, because my parents would be pissed if I (expletive) it up, y'know? But he got up and started calling me a fag."

A witness described Assuck as "irate."

"He got up, looked at the driver, and called him a fag. I think his words were 'What kind of a fag drives a Volkswagen Bug? You (expletive) (expletive) faget."

But that's not all.

"He then proceeded to throw his innards, which had been scattered around the scene from the force of the impact, at Farnsworth, until finally collapsing and dying" in front of many horrified on-lookers who had stopped to see what was going on, said Chelmsford Police Chief Charles McCusker. "You don't see something like this everyday."

Assuck's family could not be reached for comment.

A memorial statue will be built in the center of town in his honor. The inscription will read simply "In Loving Memory of Assuck".

"It's the least we can do," said McCusker, closing his statement to the press. "It's a sad, sad day for the town of Chelmsford."

Funeral services will be held Sunday, February 6th at the St. Mary's Church in downtown Chelmsford at 12:00.

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