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:	post by Josh_Martin at 2005-02-08 09:16:01

A friend of mine got a Kiss boot of all their tv appearances from The Elder era.
It has them playing on Fridays (the only actual live show they did for The Elder, Ace's last actual live show, rules!)
It's got them lipsynching on Solid Gold, its got them lipsynching on italian tv (the show where Ace was too drunk to show up and they went on as a trio)
But the best thing on it is Paul and Gene on the cerebral palsy telethon. Holy shit, I can't believe I never heard of this before.
Their segement opens with a shot of a rec room in some tard center. There's a bunch of tards with cerebral palsy rocking out to The Elder (The Oath is playing in the background). One tard dances all the way across the screen.
Paul and Gene come walking in. They're in their Elder costumes. Short hair, Pauil has that wicked gay purple headband on.
They each pick a tard and go up to it, kneel down and look the tard straight in the eye like they're going to have a serious conversation with it.
Paul interviews his tard first. He asks it some pre-scripted question. (Paul's New York jew accent is in full 100% effect here. I've never heard it this thick before, made him sound gayer than usual) The tard goes on about how the tards are in charge of the soda machine and it teaches them a sense of responsibility (in total Corky tard voice). Paul asks a bunch of other stupid questions including one about goals that was so dumb I began to wonder which one of them was really retarded. Finally the tard shuts up and they move over to Gene.
Gene's tard is in a wheelchair. Gene is kneeling and has his arm around its shoulder. Gene asks him the best question ever. He asks "How do you feel different from other, non-disabled, people?" (basically asking it if it knows it's retarded) The tard says something about how we're all people and he just happens to have a disability (they rehearsed the tards pretty good for this)
Gene cuts him off with a quick "thanks Joe"
They cut to Paul and Gene together with the tards. They give a plea for people to donate to the telethon, surrounded by all the tards.

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