dear juggalos,
Hello! How's it going? good? great...
Well now, lets get down to business. ICP is not a musical Group. they do not do what they do 'for the music'. they are a marketing strategy. Why do you think they are on a semi-major label? a coorperate executive just happened to notice how much you 'lost wayward teens' identified with someone painting themselves like a clown (oooh its such a comment on society. bullshit.) and so, he paid them a shitload of money to come record some albums. then, you went and bought them. tada! I hate to generalize, but i'm sure most of you feel like you are a pretty unique indiviudal right? well, if you are, then why the "juggulo 4 life" stuff? if you identify with icp, FINE, but if you think you are being and individual by shopping at hot topic and dressing up in a way that offends old people, well you arent. individualism is about thought, individual thought put into actions. You all dress nearly the same and you clearly are all running along the same thought process, so where is the individualism? where's the intelligence?
Again, i hate generalizing, BUT i'm sure most of you back in the 6th grade felt pretty alone and lonely, like no one understands you. HEY! what better way to isolate yourself and make a name for yourself then by dressing 'weirdly'. YEAH! GREAT IDEA! you're mom will hate it, and fuck your mom because she like makes you go to school and shit (school, what a joke, who wants to get and education and actually do something with their life when they can spend the rest of eternity on an icp message board)(yeah yeah yeah, i'm on a message board too. check my stats. i log on about twice a week).
Please stop. this is dumb. instead, spend this time thinking about the life you've been wasting by fixating on two people who don't give two shits about you or any of their fans, and are only looking for a way to get money. think about why your fixated with anybody?!? BE YOURSELF. YOU ARE NOT A JUGGALO. YOU ARE A PERSON. YOU WERE NOT 'BORN' A JUGGALO, YOU WERE CONVERTED.

thank you, and goodnight

sincerely, __THeMoor__