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:	post by cdan at 2005-05-27 14:37:27

largefreakatzero said:

Last time I shit myself, I was unloading equipment at the jam space. As I pulled up to the loading dock, I could feel the pressure building, but it wasn't reaching emergency status just yet. I then make the poor decision to get all the cabs out of the truck onto the dock. Now I have 2 Line 6 cabs which are extremely heavy, so perhaps it was the excess straining that made the turtle-head attempt to emerge. I then do the ass-clenched baby-step dash down the hall to the facilities where I frantically struggle to get my pants down and forcefully evacuate into the hapless throne. I breathe a sigh of relief, then look down at my boxers only to find a juicy brown stain -- apparently the turtle-head did emerge. I then wipe myself (25 wipes, I wish), ditch the boxers at the nearest receptacle and free-ball the rest of the day. The End.

holy shit, i loled at that big time. fantastic. yeah, i shit myself at work once and had to ditch the boxers. pissed me off, good pair too.

this rube i used to work with told me a story about a shit episode he had on the golf course once. he had a shit attack like on the 10th hole, ran over to a tree and dumped like a mad man. he used his under-shirt to wipe himself, KEPT the shirt (in his golf bag), and finished the rest of the holes like a champ. now that's what I call a success story.

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