I just screwed myself for school today because I forgot we're all supposed to change our clocks an hour ahead. The world must be made up of masochistic retards that like to fuck with their own heads to come up with something as stupid as daylight savings. "Lets turn the clock and hour ahead now and an hour back later on in the year!!! That way we'll never get used to any normal sleep schedule! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
Of course you all could be saying right now "Well Jay if you stopped doing all those drugs and payed attention every once in awhile you'd know what was going on. Perhaps it is you who's the masochistic retard that likes to fuck with his own head."
But then I'd say "FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!" and I'd win because my point makes more sense.
I think we should all rebel against this plan to save the daylight. If you want more sunlight then fucking get up earlier in the day you fuckhole. Don't push your healthy seratonin-raising sunshiney good-loving bullshit on the rest of the world!!!! We just wanna sleep! Fuck daylight savings in it's loose AIDS ridden asshole!!! It needs to be stopped!