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:	post by hoser at 2006-07-16 12:54:55

or......the way Massholes REALLY vacation here.

"Oh hunny pool ovah!!! I like that indian joowlry!!! It's so pretty and soooo tax free!!!! .....Oh honey a lickah stowah!!! Open on Sunday!! Poowle in theyah!!! Lets get a shoppin caht loaded with booze!!!"

"Were almowst to the lake kids...daddies speeding and cutting off as many of these woodsy hicks as he can!!" Oh it'll be great to get to the lake and talk REALLY lowd so that everyone up theyahh knows that Massholes have arrived at the lake!! Then we can speed arownd in a rented boat that we have no idea how to drive!!! Daddy can almost run protected species like Loons down with the boat because he's an idiot...then we can say, "look at the duck, kids" Then some NH guy will yell..."It's a fucking LOON you Masshole retards...they don't eat bread crusts!!!"

"Kids...your dad was a pro waterskiier back in his day...he'll teach you how to watah ski!!!"

Then the NH guy yells........"hey retard (to the dad).....you have the skiis on the wrong feet!!!"

Then the Massholes all try to fish for big bass with their $24 Zebco rod and reel package and a styrofoam container full of worms that they bought at the convenience store. Then they just throw the container in the lake when they're done.

Ya....this is all shit that I've actually witnessed at our camp up here in Maine....

Ya, Massholes are real outdoorsy......tell ya what...stay down in your smog filled, overpopulated, fag loving state.

We'll stay up here in our beautiful, untouched, and underpopulated areas with the LOONS (not ducks, idiots.) In peace and quiet.

You guys stay down in Mass with that giant shitpipe blowing smoke all over Haverhill...and all the fucking Habeebs and Spics wearing sideways hats.

No problem.

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