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: post by MarkFuckingRichards at 2006-10-06 18:29:09
xmikex said:
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i love my parents for supporting my lack of religion/worship, especially my dad who would prefer to mow the lawn than go to church. that's saying something.

i love menstrual sweatpants disco even more for his version of the story.

and i love xmikex the most for helping me to realize that marty janetty is jesus. let ted debiase be with you.


my dad used to refer to the tabernacle as the "holy microwave" IN CHURCH during the communion ceremony, and do nothing but make fun of the mass. it would always piss off my mom.


hahahahaha! your dad is the greatest man to ever walk this earth. when my sister was like 3 or 4 years old, whenever she was in a church she'd disrupt the mass by dancing in front of the priest. kinda fucking creepy.
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