One time 2 of my friends and I were getting on the expressway coming out of Boston. There were these 3 fat girls standing by a car on the side of the road with a flat tire, and were obviously clueless on what to do. As we pulled up they started trying to flag us down, and looked pretty happy to see us (it was pretty late).

My first impulse is "hey maybe these fat broads need some help." My friend, who was driving, starts to slow down and I thought he shared the same sentiment I did. Instead he rolls down my window, lunges across me, and yells out the window "HEY! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOOK LIKE JOHN GOODMAN?!!!!" before he took off.