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[QUOTE="ZJD:619179"]There was this guy who looked just like Emeril Legassi but a lot taller and apparently he was retarded, and we were standing in front of a projected-on-a-white-wall tv. A commercial came on for a new Jonny Knoxville movie called Retards. I said "Hey, a movie called Retards" and he looked really sad. Then he heard a noise from upstairs so we went to investigate, at which point another man that looked like an average height and not retarded Emeril and a little girl in her pjs with a teddy bear started walking up the stairs, everyone had a gun or machete (except the girl, I had a machete). She walked through an infrared beam, unbeknownst to anyone else, Im not sure it was important Anyways, we ended up going into this room upstairs becasue it had a lock on the door from the inside, and the two Emeril Legassis pulled out these flat panel monitors that apparently connected to the internet but there was no mouse, keyboard, etc. They looked like the were half of a laptop. Anyways, retarded Emeril gave his to the other and he started looking at both Soon they each became attatched to his hands and emitted a very strong but mellow gray light, like it wouldnt be uncomfortable to have them shined in your eyes but you could see the light across the room. At that point, random "enemies" starting coming through the door every few minutes and grabbinng onto the back of retarded Emeril, it was my job to kill them. I usually chopped an arm off first and then found difficulty in decapitation so I started just stabbing them through the back into their hearts and jiggling it around. That seemed to work well so I stuck with it for like 10 guys, most of them were morbidly obese guys in full clown attire wich is why beheading them was so hard (lots of head/neck fat, but not much neck). There was mad blood squirting but no blood got on any of us. I was also completely fearless, I don't remember any of these clown guys being armed. The Emerils were talking politics or something that i didnt care about the whole time but i could tell retarded Emeril didnt really get it but acted like he did. It was sort of like a George and Lennie deal, but regular Emeril seemed totally cool and not mean. That's when i woke up.[/QUOTE]
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