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:	post by ariavette at 2007-05-24 15:19:22

this one is good too

A Red Sox fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Yankees
fan he

saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious NY pinstripe
shirt. He

would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just
missing them.

One day, while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he
would do a good deed,

so, he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going,
Father?"

"I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles
down

the road," replied the priest."Climb in, Father. I'll give you
a lift!" The priest

climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the
road. Suddenly, the driver saw a

Yankees fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved
as if to hit him. But, as usual,

he swerved back onto the road just in time. Even though he was
certain that he had missed the guy,

he still heard a loud THUD. Not knowing where the noise came
from, he glanced in his mirrors but

still didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and
he turned to the priest and said,

"Sorry Father, I almost hit that Yankees fan." "That's OK,"
replied the priest, "I got him with

the door."

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