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: post by HailAtWork at 2007-05-29 15:50:57
Ryan_M said:
I worked with someone who I was told didn't believe in dinosaurs because the Bible doesn't mention them.
It reminds me of that Bill Hicks piece where he makes fun of Fundamentalist Christians for thinking God planted dinosaur bones to test their faith. "We'll see who believes in me now! I'm a prankster-god!"


"Fundamentalist Christianity. Fascinating. These people actually believe the world is 12 thousand years old. Swear to God! Based on what? I asked them. 'Well, we looked at all the people in the Bible, and we added them up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages 12 thousand years.' Well, how fucking scientific! Okay. I didn't know that you'd gone to so much trouble there. That's good."

"You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? 'That's right.' Okay, I got one word to ask you. A one word question. Ready? 'Uh-uh.' Dinosaur."

"You ever notice how people who believe in creationism look really unevolved?"
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