"Dogfight is back... ...and ready to fuck faces. So all you pathetic, no talent, cock hungry ass munchers bear witness to the return of Boston's Greatest Band. We will leave cum dribbling out your gaping mouths like Terry Schivo in a maximum security prison. My signature cunt rumbling tone will reverberate through your soul while leaving your girlfriends pussy wet with anticipation....the anticipation of my meat missile when I bury it through her forface. Mike Q. Mike B. Danny D. Eric O. L....quite simply put LEGENDS. Your pathetic scene has sagged lower than Dan from Letdowns hairy man tits. In our absence, many cunts have remained, how do we say, dignified? Grape jelly. Fruit roll ups. A black girl with no legs. We will fuck you all. Try to add a lake full carp and recieve a stern pheasants warning. So chain up yout girlfriends, break out the cocaine the party is about to begin. Our first show : "

It's time for me to go hang myself. Biggest bags of suck in the world. Douchebags.