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: post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco at 2007-11-28 10:08:01
So Hayburger and Bacon Double Braunswaffle were headed down to the bar to fire up the grill and also see some boston brutal hardcore. When they got there they saw how much it was and said FUUUUUUUUUCK DAT. It was probably a trap anyway. They went to another bar instead and Slider started downing PBR out of a frozen boot and getting puppy-droppin' drunk. He quickly reached for his phone and let the phantom out. A few calls were made to the Candian prime minister who was probably wearing a nice Canadian tuxedo because he's a fucking Cannuck. Soon after, Pinky Pinkerton III and Gonzo showed up to get pancaked. The Rhino came out that night and everybody was red-chair fucked up. There were haybabies everywhere and people were racing up the Rocky steps. Finially, Alcoholacausto burst into the room and started singing: "Drinking and fucking and crashing my car! Creedence and Steak Tips, I can't pronounce R's. Hayburger, Hayburger, can't catch a break. Hayburger hey, potatos and steak!"
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