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:	post by Kadooganaut at 2008-08-13 13:09:43

Here's one...I got a bunch that I wrote down as soon as I woke up so I wouldn't forget em. One of em has to do with ArmageddAnne telling a joke about lemons and prostitutes, I think. I can't read my own handwriting from when I first wake up. But yeah:

I was in a warehouse/store sort of a thing, and was telling everyone how this would all be my stuff one day. Then I was in an old friend's house, and arguing with two other friends over why they shouldn't rob a bank, because I had been jobless for however long and I hadn't stooped that low yet.

until my old friend's dad let go with sleepy-spray from upstairs, putting my two friends to sleep. I fought it, went to the fridge expecting Sam Adams, there was nothing but Bud light, so I stormed off up the stairs.

On the stairs I found a transparent business card that was supposed to be a clue to who took my beer. Then I went to leave but went into the next room instead, where there was a SHAVING PARTY going on, including this one huge girl I know getting HER BEARD shaved. One girl asked me to scratch her ass with a backscratcher, but there was a big open wound on her ass so I didn't. Then I left.

When I left some woman ran screaming by outside, followed by a dude with an axe. The dude came into my doorway, traded his axe for a broom handle where I was standing, and continued chasing her. I decided to follow him and squeezed into someones backseat, and while we were driving we could hear "Taking Care of Business" getting louder and louder, until we passed an alleyway, where ZZ TOP were for some reason playing "TCB".

The end.

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