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:	post by MarkFuckingRichards at 2009-01-11 00:22:58

Horrifying Condiments is surprisingly coming along a lot better and not as shitty as I expected. I expect ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS to ruin it with noisemakers, kazoos, trash cans, your shitty fucking faceholes and whatever else you have that could cause a ruckus. If you don't like it, you will be directed towards the door.

The Horrifying Condiments line up will be:

-Yours truly, AKA Duderonymous Cacaface on the potty mouth
-Eliot "The Blackness Monster" Bayless, AKA Dr. Huxtable's Illegitimate FunkChild on the guitfiddle
-Damon Pessaris or however the fuck you spell your last name you son of a bitch, AKA Lowend McPoopiepants on the fat bottom boat ride
-Jimbo Fitzyfitz, AKA Jungle Jim or some other stupid nickname on the hitty things
-ALL OF YOU ON EVERYTHING EVER

A few songs you can expect to hear:

-Tom Cruise Control: this is a song about being obsessed with Tom Cruise and how much you want his seed across your cocksucker.
-Gynaecomastic Rage: the anthem for dudes who are really fucking angry about having m00bs.
-Black Metal Fashion Show: black metal is gay and so are you.
-Breakdown's Syndrome: breakdowns are retarded and so are you.

Lastly, that Composted sticker above should have a pink background, not purple; not sure why it came out that way.

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