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I also know one guy that was supposed to be joining the national guard as a telephone worker, thinking he was gonna be the guy up on the telephone polls making repairs and stuff. What they failed to tell him is that he was actually gonna be in the infantry, and by telephone worker they meant the guy who controls the radio. Luckily he was able to get out of that fast.
Similar thing happened to a kid I know:
Recruiter: HAY MAN I SEE YOU WANT TO WORK WITH COMPUTERS
Kid: Yes, sir I'm really good at programming and shit.
R: OKAY, YOU CAN DO THAT IN THE NATIONAL GUARD! WE GOT PREDATOR DRONES AND SHIT LIKE THAT, IT FUCKING RULES!
K: Awesome! (signs up)
R:LOL,ENJOY 68W FAGGOT!
K:Noooooooooooooo!
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