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:	post by arilliusbm at 2009-06-12 10:44:04

After months of searching and massive amounts of evidence, biblical scholars were led to Providence on the idea that someone possessed the Holy Grail. In the most unlikely fashion possible, authorities were led to a part of Providence where only the elite thrive and live. Stumbling across a back hall way littered with used tampons and old peanut brittle boxes, one scholar noted that there was no way the grail would exist under these conditions. Upon entering a room which was again littered with broken guitar picks, amps that went to 12, strangely-shaped guitars with odd amount of strings, and a collection of yellow toenails pinned to the wall, the scholars were downright disgusted.
Be lo and behold, standing in the corner of the room and shining brightly in a yellow hue, Rich Bova gently nodded his head and told them the story of how he is the 2nd coming of Christ and created the universe himself. The scholars dropped to their knees and began to worship the man, as he showered them in official gold pressings of Saint To Sinner EPs and holy dust from shredding so much.

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