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: post by MikeofDecrepitude at 2009-07-01 14:16:26
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
Strata is a real thrill seeker too, he'd be perfect for your band:

"The Beast
Roller Coaster
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The Best Ride that you'll ever go on (Kings Island).
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The Beast is an unforgettable Ride. As you wait in line to Ride It, The Spectators clap and cheer as it comes in. Let Me give you A Tour of it, so you can see how mean The Ride is: You go on, and first you ride over water. Then you go out into the wild Forest for a long, Enjoyable Ride. It takes you way out in the woods, going up and down small and large hills. It just glides you way out in no-where Land. The ride lasts about 5 miunutes, and it takes you for about a 7 mile Ride. As you start to go up the high Hills, it takes you Faster and it's more Thrilling. Then, on the last Hill (Very High) it goes up very slowly, like it's gonna' stop. As you go around the corner at 1-3 M.P.H., It curves and goes straight down the hill. It's going at 88 M.P.H., and all you can do is Hold On and Breathe. As you hit the bottom of the Hill (At 88 M.P.H.) you go through an underground Tunnell. It's pitch Black, and all you hear is Thuuuuuuuuuud, until you get out of it. Then you go back Home (Destiny), as you go over water and come in, and The Crowd is Cheering. What A Ride. It goes so fast downhill that you can't even move...It's that scarry.
I have never been on A Ride so Thrilling. It's one to remember forever. You got to go on It.
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The Beast is The Best of all of The Roller Coasters that I ever rode on. I rode The Wildcat (10th Best) Roller Coaster (In its time)., over 105 Times in one Day. I took My Daughter (When she was 4 yrs. old) on The Jack Rabbit 1 Time. I' ve rode The Gemeni (Cedar Point) a few times...It had a large drop to it. I rode The Racer (A Roller Coaster) that goes backwards. I rodeThe Top-Speed Dragster before. I' ve rode many big Water Fall Rides. I even rode The Double Loop (A Ride that goes upside down, as it swirls around the Track many Times). I Been through them all, it was My Favorite thing to do...Ride The Roller Coasters.
The Beast was The All-Time Best.
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The Wooden Track is a lot more thrilling then The Steel rack...It's A Ride that You'll never forget.
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Get The Thrill,
Mike Strata."


It appears that someone needs to take a ride off the infamous gofuckyourself gate bridge, as recommended above. I hear the rush you get from it is simply fantastic.
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