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: post by zykloned at 2009-09-18 21:12:41
I値l join, but first I have a few requirements of my own. I値l need free room and board with 24 hours room service including a 17 year old Asian amputee hooker who can speak Lebanese. I値l need an unlimited supply of crack-cocaine and meth and judging by your post I知 guessing you got a shit load of it. I値l require a carton of cigarettes, a 5th of vodka, a bottle of nightquil and a full body massage (happy ending included) before I pick up my instrument (which may be only a triangle if I知 not feeling particularly creative that day).

Also I値l need a ride to practice every day, but I値l only accept a stretch eco-friendly limousine (H2 hummers are soooo 2008). I値l be happy to pay $50 dollars a week to play in this super original band if you willing to accept monopoly money. Dude we could totally make it happen!
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