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: post by MEN'S WAREHOUSE at 2011-09-20 16:26:16


HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER WITH MEN'S WAREHOUSE. I TOOK ONE LOOK UPON THE RAVAGED KINGDOM THAT I ONCE RULED WITH AN IRON FIST AND WONDERED HOW SUCH A ONCE PROSPEROUS AND WEALTHY LAND TURNED INTO A COMMUNE FOR THE LOWLIEST OF PEASANT SERFS. THE REMEDY WAS CLEAR, I WOULD START A NEW BREED OF MAN THAT WOULD HAVE THE GENES TO ADEQUATELY CEASE THIS NONSENSE AND WOULD CREATE THESE NEW MEN IN LARGE ENOUGH NUMBERS TO HAVE A FULL STANDING ARMY SHOULD WAR EVER BE DECLARED. THE FIRST STEP WAS TO GRAB THE NEAREST MAIDEN WENCH AND SLIDE MY SERPENTINE SALAMI SIDEWAYS INTO HER SLIMY MUCUS CAVE AND THRUST TO AND FRO UNTIL AN EXPLOSION OF WHITE HOT MAGMA SEMEN ERUPTED FROM MY BLOATED AND HEAVING HAM SHARK. A NEW DAWN IS UPON US. I GUARANTEE IT.
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