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:	post by Hoser at 2004-06-13 17:56:27

My prayer for a vocalist:

Dear Lord,

I ask thee in your name to deliver to HandChokeNeck a vocalist of the purest metal quality. Please keep him from being an emo fag, and please keep him from being an introverted crybaby fag. May he not have gay ear plugs and may he never walk into the hands of Satan by wearing any sideways hats. May he have screams lower than the depths of Antioch, and as high as those of Trevor Strnad of The Black Dahlia Murder...because he kicks complete ass. Lord, we have many shows all lined up and have yet to find a vocalist that fits our picky needs. Dan of Shroud of Bereavement has been filling in and we would like to have him very much, but Lord, at this point he is involved with another band. Our hearts shall lie in disdain until we find our true vocalist.

In your Holy name we pray, Amen.

By the way Lord...you can check our MP3's out at www.hand-choke-neck.com so that you may find us the most suitable vocalist.

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