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:	post by Yeti at 2012-02-24 10:36:50

Fat Sweaty Betty you bitch aint nuthin new
Her ma's used to babysit me back when we was two
We'd go to the playground and to the skating rink
And we'd go under the bleachers and she'd let me hit the stank
Well uh, she moved across town and never came back
Until the other day I seen her at the Chicken Shack
She said her name was Betty I cant believe this shit
The sexy little girl is now a fat sweaty beotch
She said "hey J, tell me how you been"
She had a piece of chicken gizzard stuck to her chin
I told her hold still and flicked it off her face
And said "Betty oh Betty what ya say we leave this place?"
I took her back to the crib and hit it all night
I let my fingers run across the rippled cellulite
Ewwww, it was nasty, but I dont let it bother me
She rolled over, fuckin knocked the wind outta me
I coudnt breath she wouldnt stop, Im almost dead
I took the lamp and busted out her fuckin head
We got dressed, I gave her little kiss goodbye
Fat Sweaty Betty, my fat sweaty pumpkin pie

Big fat slop of shit people call Betty
Flaps of fat on the back her neck, sweaty
Boogers running out her nose all over her lips
Cant tell the difference from her titties to her hips
But fuck all that cuz I wanna see tha neden
I hadda see the cat, that cheesy cheeda cheden
Rode my bike to her house, hey yo Betty let me in
Im packin some snack cakes, Bitch let me in
I can hear her commin down the stairs
She opened up tha door in her mutha fuckin underwears
Ewww, shit fuck that I'm turnin back
But no the door shut and she going for tha cake snacks
I said relax hoe, Im here on business
You can have tha candy but first you gotta wait a bit
I need a favor, come on Betty drop them drawers
Ahhhh, I knew it, Betty had balls
Oh no, here come that ass
From the top of the dresser with the Yokozuna Splash
I wish I never came, Oh boy do I wish
She fat sweaty Betty, the sweaty fat bitch

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