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: post by I liked you better when you were rich at 2014-09-28 15:57:27
Now there's an interesting questions: how many people will have to attend this for the booker to not be left holding a bag of dog shit.
-6 bands puts 25 non payers in attendance
-6 bands puts 6 non-paying 'roadies' in attendance
-25 band members puts 10 non-paying girlfriends in attendance (just one of the perks to dating a band member along with a free ride to the show is their 1996 honda civic after they get off of shift at newbury comics warehouse)

That's 41ish non payers. If the promoter can keep 70% of the door they'd need 142 paying attendees. That means each band member would have to convince nearly 6 of their friends to attend. Note those 6 friends can't be in any of the bands playing, or fucking anyone in them. This is a tall order indeed.

Assuming they can convince 125% of their friends/colleagues/co-workers to come to this suck fest in god-knows-where, NH (inc 1733) they then have to find parking for the 183 people who show up. None of them can get lost, and none can run out of gas on the way there (because Loser "Still Willing To Travel 2 Hours for a Local Show Case" McShitjob's bank doesn't clear his pay check until midnight and can't afford gas until then).

Good luck!
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