some fuckin halfwit idiot ran over my kids bike while it was in the bike rack, while parking in a non parking spot, and just walked away~!!!!!!!!!!!!
I called the cops, but they wont do shit...so....Revenge will be mine. BAD. I know what car this 'nigger' drives.dead.

punch him right in the face

punch him in the face and then poop on him

if he's black then chances are he has a bike too. just take his-he probably stole it anyways.

jesse, kick the guys ass that stole my bike in boston.

Be sure to keep us posted on this powerkok, I am intrigued.

Ok, no hes not black. hes a hispanic...but I meant 'nigger' as in the true meaning of the word...not a black guy.
There were 4 'spainiards' standing in the parkin lot, so I went out and said
'which one of you drives this car?"
they just look at me...
"no, no...not our car"
I say
"you know whos it is?"
"ya" they say.
I say..
"whats his name?"
"no no...I dunno"
Ive seen them all out here hanging out, I KNOW they know his name.
"You dont know your friends names?' I say
"he not our friend...we work with him"...
At this point, Im getting fuckin irritated with these fucks lying to me...so I step in a bit closer...
"whos car is this?" I say again.
"OHH this car is Paulo's car man"
"ohh Paulo eh? OK when you see Paulo at work, tell him the guy in apt*$&*^ is looking for him"
"ok man"...
from here, they got real nice to me and asked what was wrong. I explained to them, and theyre all...'ohh man that sucks man...aww awwaww...blah blah blah'
They seem alright, but I have no quams taking them all out when Paulo gets home. Cuz I know their going to team up. They always do.

Ill let ya know what happens from here.
Cops still havent shown up. Go figure. But when theres human salsa all over the ground Im sure theyll be here in a hurry.

tom ur bike get jooked when u lived in boston? or u just ridin around? explain....

Speaking of Hispanics, some Hispanic in my PE class thought it would be funny to spray me with the deodorant in his locker. Now I reek of it.

Some people are such retards, just based on what they find funny.

I went to a show once at the Met Cafe and rode my bike, lock it in the side street and some jackass ran over my front wheel. I had to walk all the way back home, and almost got picked up by at least 5 cars on the way.
Human=garbage.

armageddonday said:

dystopia rules.

it brings tears to my eyes everytime I think about this...but since you want to know...

got a new BMX $260, last july, I went to boston to go to a meeting for school and after rode around town waiting for my friend courtney to get outta work.

I met up with her, we went to eat at a pizza place I like a lot... I brought the thing inside with me cause I didn't have a lock for it... it was fine , we went back outside to eat... I had my bike sitting next to my leg on the curb... I was facing towards her while I talked obviously... I see her look to my left past me and I look over and see someone riding off on my bike... thinking it was a joke I paused for a second in hopes the guy would get off and give it back... NOPE HE KEPT going. I got up and ran and was like "What the fuck?"... I ran after him for a good minute and a half until finally he pulled away around a dark street corner near the fens (if you know what happens in the fens you know enough not to wonder around it alone if at all) so I just gave up and walked back. It sucked.

so I made up this:

RustedAngel said:

Damn, that sucks horribly. But, what does happen in the fens?

is that 'favorite pizza place' little stevies or cappy's?

dudes touch other dudes

You should beat his ass, take a dump on his hood and give his girlfriend a pink sock!

I dont know about beating his ass unless he starts...I want him to go down for this, not me...trust me, I'd love to fold him in half.

punch him is the dick

im no racist, but i have to tell this dumb joke


what did the nigger get for x mas

toms bike

LOL

what do you call a nigger with a bike?




theif

whats the diff between a pizza and a nig?

pizza can feed a family of four

what do rats and nigs have in common?

rats know enough to eat their young.

why do niggers only have nightmares?

cause we killed the only nigger that ever had a dream

anyone dare me to hang up that flyer around boston? haha.

RustedAngel said:

i triple dog dare you.

my friend hung up flyers after his car got stolen. it had a picture of it and said "have you seen me?"

it was pretty funny.

I dare myself... maybe i'll bring some down on the 14th.

tha brothas might not see the humour

hahah it should say suspect looks like nelly 2pac usher rkelly all of the above they all look the same.

HAHAHHAA that would get em pissed.

So I totally wrote off the cops coming....still no cops so I guess its time to take the law into my own hands...like Doug Lewllyn said not to.
But Im a rebel.

My bike was stolen when I was a kid, throw in an extra kick to the ribs on my behalf of my inner child.

will do....but I think 'inanimate' objects will suffer in this battle, more than flesh.

okay, well my inner child wants revenge either way.

I will maim for Joes inner child's revenge.
As an extra bonus I will tag him with the notcommon hitler 'N's'