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returntothepit >> discuss >> An Xmas gift from Martha by Nate on Dec 3,2004 1:24pm
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toggletoggle post by Nate   at Dec 3,2004 1:24pm edited Dec 3,2004 1:24pm
Let me know your sizes. Christmas is tight this year? I've learned to make
bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxis to make a pair.
Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.The other two wrap around
the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to
the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire,
silk flowers, etc.

These slippers aresoft and Hygienic; Non-slip grip strips on the soles;
Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh; No more bending
over to mop up spills; Disposable and biodegradable; Environmentally safe;
Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light day, and Get out the Sand Bags.

Happiest of holidays........

Martha Stewart






















toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 3,2004 1:25pm
hey! i'm wearing one of those now!!

oops TMI!



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 1:26pm
that is one of the scariest things I have ever seen



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 3,2004 1:27pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

at least shes making good use of her time



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 3,2004 1:27pm
tampons scare me...the idea of putting cotton inside me...no thanks
hence i use pads



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 3,2004 1:35pm
Martha Stewart killed Laci Peterson



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 3,2004 1:38pm
she's in the same resort prison ("Camp Cupcake"?) that once hosted Squeaky Fromme



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 3,2004 1:39pm
I just don't understand how she hasn't been charged with murder. She killed Anne Nicole Smith too.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 1:40pm
and is responsible for 9/11



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 3,2004 1:41pm
if martha doesnt get the death penalty, the terrorists win



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 3,2004 1:41pm
you are just being crazy



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Dec 3,2004 1:41pm
succubus said:
hey! i'm wearing one of those now!!

oops TMI!




But not on your feet!!!



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 1:42pm
martha stewart is unpatriotic and so are those slippers



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Dec 3,2004 1:44pm
the more i look at those slippers, the more comfortable they look



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 1:45pm
everyone should just frolic around with maxi pads and tampons on their feet



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 3,2004 1:45pm
i use living animals as my slippers



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 1:46pm
piranahs?



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 3,2004 1:46pm
puppies



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 3,2004 1:47pm
hahaha



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 3,2004 1:48pm
i smash their teeth out, stick my feet in their mouths, and tie straps around their muzzles to keep them in place.



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