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returntothepit >> discuss >> www.hekseri.net by paganmegan on Dec 6,2004 9:39am
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toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 9:39am
Our website is up and running!! Its just very raw basics at the moment, and to serve as a means to locate a worthy drummer for our extreme metal sound.... PLease feel free to have a look!!!! It will grow with time



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 6,2004 9:40am



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 6,2004 9:44am edited Dec 6,2004 9:46am
haha, that's what happens when I try to self-promote

the site will be more than just that one page, we just want to find a frickin' drummer so therein lies the urgency in gettin' it up there

if the mp3s sound tape-distorted please lemme know, I'll remix



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 6,2004 9:44am
ohhh nicey nicey

but i can't listen to mp3s at work..tonight i will listen =)



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 6,2004 9:45am
the mp3 i listened to sounded like only vocals, the music was so far in the background that you cant even tell what is happening.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 6,2004 9:46am edited Dec 6,2004 9:50am
ok, I'm gonna remix ASAP

I guess lemme know any other audio anomolies or if the vocal to guitar levels are the only prob

I have dial-up at home, and no sound card here at work so I'm kinda workin' in the dark on THAT front...



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 9:48am
Joe/NotCommon said:
the mp3 i listened to sounded like only vocals, the music was so far in the background that you cant even tell what is happening.


A cappella growls



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 6,2004 9:49am
ha, who does vocals by the way?



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 9:50am
litacore and I both

WHich song did you listen to Joe?



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 6,2004 9:50am
Archdiocese



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 9:51am
larissa did that one



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 6,2004 9:51am
haha, no wonder the vocals sound weird, I was headbanging while singing into the mic, heh oops



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 6,2004 9:51am
I think it's Larysa, you have time to edit your post before she sees.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 6,2004 9:52am
hahahaha, Loruxxa, Leyressa, let's get creative



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 6,2004 9:54am
Luxgora



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 9:55am
Joe/NotCommon said:
Luxgora


ha thats awesome



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 6,2004 9:55am
that's a great stage-name, at least

hmm, if you have time please tell us if the other songs have the same levels problem



toggletoggle post by damnose   at Dec 6,2004 9:55am
in our website cold
with the blasphemous navigation demons of madness
in our website cold
and the blasphemous navigation demons which I heart!

I did notice the vocals were too loud on some songs, but the instruments are louder on others (atrocity I think). It might also depend on speakers etc.






toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 6,2004 9:57am edited Dec 6,2004 9:57am
you are our new lyricist dude. frickin' so awesome

we should re-record anyway with the bass



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 6,2004 9:58am
atrocity sounds better



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 6,2004 9:59am
the vocals in atrocity get louder as the song goes on



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 6,2004 10:00am
hmmm--ok popscreen next time

we hate recording vocals alone, it's so much more natural to play the riffs and growl simultaneously



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 6,2004 10:01am
have McCracken record you guys with his drum machine



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 6,2004 10:02am
who's he? 3 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>D



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 6,2004 10:03am
McCracken is the lead guitarist/vocals for Progeny of Ruin (Phantom Limb)



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 10:03am
litacore said:
you are our new lyricist dude. frickin' so awesome

we should re-record anyway with the bass


Jason, seriously you should consider writing the lyrics, fuckin a, think of some to skull rack if you feel so compelled



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 6,2004 10:04am
oh, Ryan? cool do they have a site up?



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 10:04am
litacore said:
hmmm--ok popscreen next time

we hate recording vocals alone, it's so much more natural to play the riffs and growl simultaneously



it truly is. I feel like I'm singing karaoke and attacking the microphone when we overdub vocals



toggletoggle post by damnose   at Dec 6,2004 10:05am
Joe/NotCommon said:
have McCracken record you guys with his drum machine


we have been teetering on the drum machine cliff for a while but hopefully won't have to use one.

also, attn Larissa:
did you see the article in this month's Performer on practice space recording? It's worth a look



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 10:05am
We should definitely re record with bass and this drum machine idea is a good one



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 6,2004 10:06am
What I mean is, why not use a drum machine to record some songs with, to create a sampler to give to drummers.

They do not have a site up now, nor do they have a logo. Someone should make them a logo.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 6,2004 10:08am
I drew our logo with a Sharpie and two cups of coffee. Normally I can't draw my way out of a paper bag



toggletoggle post by damnose   at Dec 6,2004 10:09am
who doesn't have a logo? phantom of ruin?

drum machines can't sound much worse than V-drums



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 10:10am
damnose said:
Joe/NotCommon said:
have McCracken record you guys with his drum machine


we have been teetering on the drum machine cliff for a while but hopefully won't have to use one.

also, attn Larissa:
did you see the article in this month's Performer on practice space recording? It's worth a look


I wouldn't want to use a drum machine for a show, but for a rough demo, it might yield decent results

otherwise I am dead against drum machines



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 6,2004 10:10am
damnose said:
also, attn Larissa:
did you see the article in this month's Performer on practice space recording? It's worth a look


I'm gonna look at that again. In the long run it may be cheaper for me to record us on my Mac because a lot of digital recording software has all the compressors and reverbs built in, rather than having to buy thousands of dollars worth of rackmounted processors



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 6,2004 10:10am
Progeny of Ruin does not have a logo, Kamil did all their designs since he was an art major, and he was eaten by cannibals.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 10:12am
litacore said:
damnose said:
also, attn Larissa:
did you see the article in this month's Performer on practice space recording? It's worth a look


I'm gonna look at that again. In the long run it may be cheaper for me to record us on my Mac because a lot of digital recording software has all the compressors and reverbs built in, rather than having to buy thousands of dollars worth of rackmounted processors



I have done some recording on a digital computer recording program called acid, I think, awhile ago ,and it didn't sound too shabby for a non professional recording



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 10:13am
Joe/NotCommon said:
Progeny of Ruin does not have a logo, Kamil did all their designs since he was an art major, and he was eaten by cannibals.


I am starting to think it is all drummers fate to meet their doom at the hands of cannibals, I think it may have already happened....



toggletoggle post by damnose   at Dec 6,2004 10:15am
ah, so that's what happened to Kamil. drummers taste of chicken.

I agree on the digital recording, as spending thousands of dollars might be difficult.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 10:42am
bump



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 6,2004 10:44am


he'd be an awesome drum machine



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 10:47am
I want animal to drum for us



toggletoggle post by damnose   at Dec 6,2004 11:08am
must... refrain... from... posting... picture... of... arafat...

need to kick the habit!



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 11:09am
if you have to, just post the fuckin picture

if you're in that much pain



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 6,2004 11:09am
yeah man, peer pressure!



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 11:11am
we need to abduct other band's drummers



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 11:11am
any ideas for possible victims?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 6,2004 11:12am
just so you know, there's a crappy nu-metal band in the area called hexerei. hopefully your name is pronounced differently so people won't associate you with those fags.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 6,2004 11:14am
we'll swallow their souls and spew them forth into the bowels of perdition



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 11:18am
how do you pronounce hexerei?? I wonder... cause this will suck if its the same. I don't want to go to jail for killing nu metal fags



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 11:18am
what she said sounds better



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 6,2004 11:22am
i believe they pronounce it heks-uh-rye. they are pretty much as stereotypical as a nu metal band can get.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 11:24am
okay its heks-er-reee vs. heks-uh-rye




toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 11:25am
I just went to their gay website and its the gayest thing I've ever seen, after wretched asylum of course



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 6,2004 11:26am
yeah, those bands should do a tour of gay bars.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 11:27am
yeah they really should



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 11:28am
all of them will compete for who can huff the most dong



toggletoggle post by damnose   at Dec 6,2004 11:29am
hahaha that was the worst website ever. I like how the "links" section doesn't fit on the page so it looks like

link
s

oh, and a "phylosophy" section. speling thingz wrong iz kewl



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 11:30am
HAHA whats the retarded quote that the page opens with... "what you become is what you are" that falls about fifty miles short of being profound



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 6,2004 11:31am
eym intreeged. I'll go chek it oot



toggletoggle post by damnose   at Dec 6,2004 11:33am edited Dec 6,2004 11:36am
haha, look at the picture of the singer at locobazooka. he would be tough to beat in a dong-huffing contest



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 6,2004 11:37am
ok, I don't think we have to worry about this. Case closed.



toggletoggle post by damnose   at Dec 6,2004 11:37am


there we go.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 6,2004 11:38am
*shudders*



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 11:38am
I am not threatened by these fags... I find it amusing they have runic designs on their website... odin will punish them



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 11:39am
that dude looks like an eminem wanna be



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 11:40am
I think we should put on corpse paint and kick their asses



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 6,2004 11:41am
I wouldn't bother. Oh man.



toggletoggle post by damnose   at Dec 6,2004 11:42am
nu-metal is in a separate plane of existence. nothing to worry about



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 11:42am
No but I like the mental image that saying such things conjures




toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 6,2004 11:43am



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 11:44am
...for me to poop on!!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 6,2004 11:45am
yeah, now that we know the names are spelled and pronounced different, the issue is resolved. carry on creating superior music while those guys carry on with their foolish wiggerdom



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 6,2004 11:46am edited Dec 6,2004 11:46am
thank you! we will



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 11:49am
dreadkill said:
yeah, now that we know the names are spelled and pronounced different, the issue is resolved. carry on creating superior music while those guys carry on with their foolish wiggerdom


thank you very much



toggletoggle post by damnose   at Dec 6,2004 12:03pm edited Dec 6,2004 12:03pm


the end



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 6,2004 12:05pm
"yeeaaaaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
--rob halford



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 12:06pm
the pressure was too much wasn't it?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 6,2004 12:07pm
is arafat playing for your band?



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 12:09pm
no



toggletoggle post by damnose   at Dec 6,2004 12:16pm
nah, he's just fat



toggletoggle post by damnose   at Dec 6,2004 12:52pm
dreadkill said:
yeah, now that we know the names are spelled and pronounced different, the issue is resolved. carry on creating superior music while those guys carry on with their foolish wiggerdom



thanks, we will willis. are you guys playing around here at some point?



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 6,2004 3:06pm
shameless self promotion- bump



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Dec 6,2004 3:30pm
damnose said:


the end


He already plays for Noosebomb and Bane of Existence, though.




toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 10,2004 2:54pm


ok, I caved. Drum machine on the way.
It has neat shit but only 19 songs storage. Looks like I'll have to data dump the MIDI every now and then but goddamit, I'm jonesing for some percussion



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 10,2004 2:55pm
Now we must rerecord our tracks on the website...er.. when the thingy comes in and we figure out how to use the fucker

Yay larissa
you rule

fake drums=better than no drums (sometimes)



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 10,2004 2:58pm
yeah if those black metal fuckers on Moribund can get away with using one so can we (at least on the recording front)



toggletoggle post by dan. at Dec 10,2004 3:13pm
you should record with the asshole in v9, you are the girls in v2 right? he just got back from europe. hes down. hell be there tonight. hes a really good drummer and shit.

weirdly enough, he also used to be in a band ( a long, long time ago) called hexarai - not to be confused with that numetal faggotry.

i bet your shits gonna be brutal.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 10,2004 3:14pm edited Dec 10,2004 3:16pm
yeah that's us
wait a sec, are you talkin about devon? I thought he's been spoken for



toggletoggle post by dan. at Dec 10,2004 3:16pm
yeah



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 10,2004 3:16pm
Thats actually a good idea. we talked to him about jamming , but since he was going to europe we weren't too keen on trying to talk him into joining... But a real drummer is better than a drum machine, even for a recording.. I take it you play at the sound museum, dan?



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 10,2004 3:17pm
I have his number still



toggletoggle post by dan. at Dec 10,2004 3:18pm
nah but hes my room mate and im there alot. i know ive met litacore before...i think i told her i pissed myself. i didnt mean to tell her but i couldnt hold it in. it was an accident. having to shake is something that you think you would learn after 21 years.

i think ive met you too. your blonde and you were with some dude and you came into the space?



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 10,2004 3:21pm edited Dec 10,2004 3:22pm
that dude might've been our bass player/genius (damnose)

and don't feel self-concious, I almost pooped myself twenty times last night

thanks for the heads-up!



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 10,2004 3:37pm
Yeah, that was me and our bassist Jason (damnose) who stopped by your space... I think I know who you are now



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 22,2004 9:35am
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermo....aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=30352

http://www.metalunderground.com/news/details.cfm?newsid=11128

haha, I'd better set up our message board/guestbook so we can get shit talk from these rockstars in Norway. They might throw a sheep's head at us.

but isn't that that gay nu-metal band hexerei even closer to home?



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 22,2004 9:37am
now we really have to get a drummer ASAP so we can just tell them to go fuck off and get stuck in the church they plan to burn



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 22,2004 9:37am
husker du?



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 22,2004 9:40am
bob mould is gay

no, but I mean literally!



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 22,2004 9:41am
paganmegan said:
now we really have to get a drummer ASAP so we can just tell them to go fuck off and get stuck in the church they plan to burn


haha, yeah but church torchin' is so 90's! Throwing sheeps heads from the stage is where it's at



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 22,2004 9:42am
I stand corrected



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Dec 22,2004 9:45am
haha, I'm so trendy



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 23,2004 1:23am
lol



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 18,2005 4:42pm

Our new mp3s are added



So everyone go to

www.hekseri.net

they sound pretty nasty



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 19,2005 10:44am edited Jan 19,2005 10:46am
dreadkill said:
yeah, now that we know the names are spelled and pronounced different, the issue is resolved. carry on creating superior music while those guys carry on with their foolish wiggerdom


check out their message board, they are getting fresh with us

http://www.hexereiband.com

if you can get past that flash intro (is that slice of wisdom that an inside joke or something?)



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 19,2005 11:00am
Message
T of HEXEREI
HexGuest


1/18/2005 16:11:11
Subject: reply to Larissa
IP: Logged

Message:
Listen..... first of all the band does not have a problem with this issue. Second ..... I personally don't care about other people's opinion of our music. We are on the verge of success in our ..... "Nu-METAL" genre.... thats a fuckin laugh..... and in my opinion it will be you who has an issue once you actually try and do something in Boston. I come from the same background as all of you death metal fans and I understand your attitude.... but for your information... death metal\hardcore is not the only legitimate kind of music.... being biased is ignorance.... I feel for you.... and about the name.... it is originally a German word for witchcraft, adopted by the countries surrounding it including Norway and their spelling. We are on the scene NOW..... you are not..... this doesn't seem to be our problem, it seems to be yours.... If it is a matter of who gets there first.... you have already lost.... but none the less.... good luck and Blessed Be.




HAHAHAHA



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 19,2005 11:06am
that message board is buggy as hell. Not only can you NOT reply to a post, but you can't even read your new post until about a day after.

I must remember to never use flash when designing a website

don't mind me, I'm just nitpicking

once we try to "do something" in boston, there will be blessings all 'round



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Jan 19,2005 11:06am
this is some great music, good work



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 19,2005 11:08am
thanks Abbath! we value your input especially!



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 26,2005 12:48pm
I just made a lot of changes to the site, feel free to look around.

http://www.hekseri.net

the message board and guestbook aren't working properly just yet; I'm working on them right now.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 26,2005 12:50pm
Larissa Rules The Ruins!!! Oh yes



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 26,2005 12:52pm
The amount of work you have put in to this stuff is truly awesome, dude

I owe you like ten twelve packs ha



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 26,2005 1:02pm
sorry the guestbook and message board scripts are being total NEFAC's right now

I have to figure them out. *looks in the HTML 101 book index AGAIN*



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Jan 26,2005 1:11pm
haha black metal moxie

looks good.

as soon as you find a drummer, there needs to be an Abhorred/Hekseri/Hexeri show at Jarrod's Place

it'll be rockin



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 26,2005 1:13pm
Haha

Who's gonna headline?



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Jan 26,2005 1:14pm
Hexeri of course

theyre on the verge of breakin out



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 26,2005 1:17pm
Of course....
I'm gonna carry their evian bottles for them, and then maybe they will sign my boobs *sigh* they are such a great band



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 26,2005 1:17pm
ya gotta suck up to the rock stars



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Jan 26,2005 1:18pm
i hear you

i tried 3 times at locobazooka to get the singer to sign my grundle but to no avail



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 26,2005 1:18pm
heh
i just tried signing the book

oops



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 26,2005 1:19pm
assuck said:
i hear you

i tried 3 times at locobazooka to get the singer to sign my grundle but to no avail


HAHAHAHA

Thats just not right



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 26,2005 1:22pm
succubus said:
heh
i just tried signing the book

oops


FRUSTRATING! I used to know how to do these CGI scripts, umm . . .



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Jan 26,2005 1:45pm
paganmegan said:
assuck said:
i hear you

i tried 3 times at locobazooka to get the singer to sign my grundle but to no avail


HAHAHAHA

Thats just not right


I know.

You'd think he'd at least give me the time of day...



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 27,2005 11:06pm
Guestbook is working now. Come leave us an obscene message. Message board revision on the way.

http://www.hekseri.net/guestbook/guestbook.html



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Jan 28,2005 8:44am
obscene, you say?



toggletoggle post by pisscup at Jan 28,2005 9:21am


wanna make out?



toggletoggle post by assuck   at Jan 28,2005 9:34am
rememberethroned Multi-Phallic Predator



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 28,2005 10:22am
pisscup said:


wanna make out?


HAHAHA

Is that one supposed to be me or larissa?



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 28,2005 10:35am


this is me
remember, I'm the hetfield!



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 28,2005 10:37am
Oh, hee hee hee hee

Damn, we're some hot bitches



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 28,2005 10:53am
we're medieval



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 28,2005 10:53am
yep



toggletoggle post by futhman at Jan 28,2005 11:08am
I really love Hekseri. In fact, I once travelled to Allston to meet their illustrious bassist. And now I came to this website to say that you guys rock! I love you guys! I'm your number 1 biggest fan and I do hope that someday I'll get to meet you guys (well, except your bassist Jesson, whom I have already met) and share a goblet of blood and worship Satan with you guys.
Assalamualaikum.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 28,2005 11:10am
holy fuck, thanks duder

someday we'll play a show once we find a goddamn motherfucking drummer



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 28,2005 11:17am
Hell yes! Thanks dude!



toggletoggle post by futhman at Jan 28,2005 11:18am
You're welcome litacore. It's a pity that I won't be able to see you guys play because I'm being made to leave the US to pursue my religious studies, but death metal is in my heart right alongwith Allah. It's such an irony if you think about it--on the one hand I am more evil than the evillest of them all, but on the other hand I am also a religious person and I have short hair and I have never actually worshipped Satan. But I have a metalheart and I rock, and someday I will live after midnight, rock till the dawn, love till the morning. And then I will be gone!
Assalamualaikum.

p.s.: I am Jesson's friend because I have met him and shaken his hand and I gave him a hug.



toggletoggle post by futhman at Jan 28,2005 11:19am
OH and you too are welcome paganmegan. I think that you are being overly kind by thanking ME-- for it is I who should thank YOU for creating such hellraising music that even the knife-demon of the seventh Hell from the Koran would be forced to accede the superiority of your metalling.
Assalamualaikum.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Jan 28,2005 11:22am
hey, I say you can be religious and love metal too, you don't sound like you're prosthletizing to anyone, so word up!



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 28,2005 11:22am
futhman said:
OH and you too are welcome paganmegan. I think that you are being overly kind by thanking ME-- for it is I who should thank YOU for creating such hellraising music that even the knife-demon of the seventh Hell from the Koran would be forced to accede the superiority of your metalling.
Assalamualaikum.


Haha, that's fucking awesome




toggletoggle post by futhman at Jan 28,2005 11:48am
\M/ HAIL TO MEGAN AND LARRISA!

The knife-demon has been the subject of many controversies, especially during the reign of King Harun ur Rashid in the 12th century. Some scholars have argued that it is his punishment to be a knife-demon, because he greets newly-damned with a passionate, friendly hug. They say that he is just a friendly demon who wants to make friends, but because he sinned with the sin of pride, he is covered in knives without knowing it. This is why no-one will ever be friends with him.

Thanks for the encouragement, litacore. I am right now listening to "Lochness" from the new Judas Priest album and it is my dearest wish that Scott Travis would leave Priest to play with you. But then who would play with Priest? Perhaps Scott Travis should just guest in your album. I have sent him many emails but he never replied.

But here is a picture that I took with your bassist Jesson that shows how evil and secular we are. I am of course the brown person, who is not Jesson (since you guys see him on a regular basis):




toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Jan 28,2005 12:13pm
Arafat rules



toggletoggle post by damnose   at Jan 28,2005 3:14pm
sir, to say that the knife-demon of the seventh Hell cows before our metal mastery is high praise indeed. I know that a God-fearing man such as yourself would not say such things unless he meant them, for the eternal stabbing of the demon's endless knife would penetrate thee many times if such a boast were false. For as you know, the knife demon accepts defeat gracefully, but cannot tolerate perjurers (so he stabs them!).

ozasro dhanyabad!






toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 11,2005 1:39pm
I caved--we have a profile on Myspace now.

http://www.myspace.com/hekseri

DEBAUCHERY, DARKNESS, AND MORAL TURPITUDE



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Feb 11,2005 2:16pm
and now myspace



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Feb 11,2005 2:51pm
Hekseri has 0 friends.

hahahha we're losers



toggletoggle post by damnose   at Feb 11,2005 2:52pm
anonymous said:
Hekseri has 0 friends.

hahahha we're losers



oops, not logged in



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Feb 11,2005 3:20pm
damnose said:
anonymous said:
Hekseri has 0 friends.

hahahha we're losers



oops, not logged in


I fuckin' hate myspace, it is the worst site design ever

but when you're whorin' the metal, occasionally you gotta eat shit I guess!

RTTP > that other website



toggletoggle post by Strep_Cunt  at Feb 12,2005 7:31pm
Just checked out two songs. Fuckin great shit. I love Larissa's Abbath impersonation, the style is beautiful. When your demo is done, I'd love to trade up with you. Let me know.



toggletoggle post by Strep_Cunt  at Feb 12,2005 7:32pm
Myspace = horrible for real promotion. You think people are actually listening when all you are is a notch on people's online friend belt. Dumb.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Mar 18,2005 10:42am
updated a few pages on the site, with news, cleaning the gay spam off the guestbook, homepage, and myspace link (I'm sure Mypsace will appreciate what I wrote about them on our homepage, hahaha)



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Mar 18,2005 3:48pm



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Mar 22,2005 10:30pm
when are you gonna be able to play shows !



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Mar 22,2005 10:43pm
lame i just tried to leave ya a message but it's fucked up again, still "Awakened to Wrath" is awesome



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Mar 23,2005 9:21am
do you mean the guestbook or our gayspace link?



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Mar 23,2005 9:23am
Abbath said:
lame i just tried to leave ya a message but it's fucked up again, still "Awakened to Wrath" is awesome


thanks !



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Mar 23,2005 9:30am
check on 'Skull Rack' when the RTTP comp comes forth, you're gonna have a bone-on for at least a month



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Mar 23,2005 9:57am
litacore said:
do you mean the guestbook or our gayspace link?



guestbook, tell me when it's working again i'll put down something swheet



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Mar 23,2005 10:26am
Abbath said:
litacore said:
do you mean the guestbook or our gayspace link?



guestbook, tell me when it's working again i'll put down something swheet


yeah I was trying to clean the 'Free Viagra' spam off of there, but I guess I fucked up the cgi script in the process. Shit!

I guess I'll have to let the spam alone from now on.



toggletoggle post by litacore's severed head impaled on Lizzie Bathor... longname douche says what ... at Mar 24,2005 12:51pm
OK, guestbook is workin' again now



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Mar 24,2005 12:55pm
I like your nli nick name



toggletoggle post by litacore‘s severed head impaled on Lizzie Bathor... im mallc0re ... at Mar 24,2005 12:55pm
I hope you're feeling better



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Mar 24,2005 12:56pm
I'm listening to burzum and trying not to spew

thanks though



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Mar 24,2005 12:57pm
Oba4501 talk to that dood about playing drums, he's good an old drummer of mine. not in a band at the moment just writing his own shit.

oh yeah his name is Dan !



toggletoggle post by litacore‘s severed head impaled on Lizzie Bathor... im mallc0re ... at Mar 24,2005 1:00pm
huh? Oba-who?



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Mar 24,2005 1:05pm
drummer 19yo lives in Medway i think. so you know you girls can start playing shows and all the fun stuff that comes along with it.

again his name is Dan Oba4501 is his aol s/n



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Mar 24,2005 1:05pm
So how was the rest of practice?



toggletoggle post by litacore‘s severed head impaled on Lizzie Bathor... think before typing ... at Mar 24,2005 1:12pm
it was fine, we worked on Skull Rack

try to think of which two remaining songs you want for the set (should we do a cover?)



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Mar 24,2005 1:12pm
whaa ? huh ?



toggletoggle post by litacore‘s severed head impaled on Lizzie Bathor... think before typing ... at Mar 24,2005 1:13pm
I'm getting confused too--you found us a drummer to audition?



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Mar 24,2005 1:14pm
litacore‘s severed head impaled on Lizzie Bathory‘s candlestick said:
it was fine, we worked on Skull Rack

try to think of which two remaining songs you want for the set (should we do a cover?)


yes a cover and b &b or archdiocese



toggletoggle post by litacore‘s severed head impaled on Lizzie Bathor... its a banana ... at Mar 24,2005 1:14pm
oh I see--I can't get to him right now I'm at work



toggletoggle post by litacore‘s severed head impaled on Lizzie Bathor... its a banana ... at Mar 24,2005 1:14pm
this is a nice three-way



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Mar 24,2005 1:15pm
eh....indeed, just letting you know.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Mar 24,2005 1:15pm
huh huh three way

eeeew



toggletoggle post by litacore‘s severed head impaled on Lizzie Bathor... idiot ... at Mar 24,2005 1:17pm
I smell like butt

I haven't showered in two days



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Mar 24,2005 1:17pm
Ha ! dear diary jackpot



toggletoggle post by litacore‘s severed head impaled on Lizzie Bathor... idiot ... at Mar 24,2005 1:20pm
yeah Virginia Woolf ain't got nothin' on me

a douche of one's own



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Apr 12,2005 11:53pm edited Apr 12,2005 11:57pm




here, chew on this gibberish for a while, you heartless scum!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Apr 13,2005 7:40am
the rev and i entertained litacore last night
though he might have annoyed her =)



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Apr 13,2005 9:07am
I still haven't listened to the Sodom voicemail yet, LOL!



toggletoggle post by ~Carina at Apr 13,2005 9:11am
lol



toggletoggle post by ~carina at Apr 13,2005 9:12am
oh!
did you get my email ok?



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Apr 13,2005 9:15am
oh yes, I'm gonna forward it to bass guy and guitar girl

in reality we are not a power trio



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Apr 13,2005 10:11am
looks like i'm gonna miss the live debut of hekseri.

dammit.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Apr 13,2005 10:14am
what the fuck kadoog?



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Apr 13,2005 10:16am
21 plus + douche bag = me not getting in



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Apr 13,2005 10:24am
oh yeah. You need a fake ID. And I still need to see exploding christ




toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Apr 13,2005 10:29am
well there is an open spot on this show... though i suppose we wouldn't fit on this bill in the slightest



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Apr 13,2005 10:29am
and i do need a fake i.d.

somebody help a brother out.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Apr 13,2005 10:42am
I'll keep my ears open for ya, and if I come across anything decent I'll let you know



toggletoggle post by KillerKadoogan   at Apr 13,2005 10:56am
i knew i could count on you



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Apr 13,2005 11:28am
I'm counting on the red sox seasons influx of lost IDs



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Apr 27,2005 2:51pm
Deleted the Guestbook. It's just a pain in the ass. Maybe I'll use some of those Arafat quotes for band blurbs or something but for the most part some fuckin' spammer was pasting in online pharmacy links every day and it was getting a bit stupid.

I'll try to find Guestbook hosting elsewhere.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 27,2005 2:53pm
hm... I could sure write a kick ass one.



toggletoggle post by litacore   at Apr 27,2005 2:56pm
HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY

what would I need to do? haha, my HTML expertise is staring at you trhough the prison bars of Dreamweaver (in other words, I'm a hack)



toggletoggle post by RTTP DEPARTMENT OF 72,000 VIEWS at May 28,2014 9:09am
HAHAHA

COME SEE THIS AMAZING BAND HEADLINE AT MARTYRDOOM

COMPLETE WITH STICKS AND DRUMS AND GOOD VOCALS



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