He left Hand Choke Neck and has:

My Amon Amarth Collection
My Opeth Lamentations DVD
Our drum trigger brain

He hasn't answered the phone and will not return our calls. We are very afraid that:

a.) He has left NH for a while
b.) He is in fact dead
c.) He is shooting heroin and slobbering all over himself somewhere

If anyone has seen him please let us know OR please tell him to contact us regarding our personal property.

Thanks,

Jake (Hand Choke Neck)

b.) he is in fact dead

probably.......unfortunate but true.

d.) He dressed up as a women of affluence, went to a fancy downtown eatery, seduced an elderly gentleman and got him to ask for his hand in marriage.

hoser said:

shitty. what kind? hope it wasnt one of then $1000 ddrums.

He actually walked past my work the other day. I yelled out the door to him, but he didn't respond. Oddly enough, he wasn't wearing his bag 'o drugs. your drum trigger brain is still in good hands. I guess chris tried to get it from alex the other day, but alex knew he hadn't spoken with you guys in ages, and had no intention of doing so, and was probably going to sell it or something stupid, so he still has it.

good call on alex's part.
I really hope hes smart enough not to take that route with us.
I WOULD find him if I had to!


josh, Its a Roland d-5

without chris, you guys don't even have a singer!
I mean, wtf to you need a brain for?

Cuz its Life at Zeros too and were writing tons of new shit.
And we just may have a singer there, pal.
well keep ya informed.

ohh ya and I forgot....CUZ I FUCKIN SAID SO!!

hahahahaha thats what you get for ditchin me. im jokin, that really sucks he has that drum trigger brain you should make up some wanted dead or alive signs with his picture on it and hang them around then maybe you'll have some luck

Yo Kok, you should set up a trap -- you know a big wooden box with a stick and a string. Use drugs for bait. You should be able to lure him in then!

hahhaha, I guess so, I mean, I knew the kid was a pothead, but I didnt know he was that into satanicos narcos.

ohh and...white power.

ya, white power.

if he's white, then I'm invisible. *spits on ground*

invisible people whack off ALOT.

I never knew I was invisible before this very moment.

*rubs it raw*

I have not seen chris blue in a while ..But I do know the trigger brain is in good hands Alex has it in his house and will give it back whenever anyone that isnt Chris Blue comes by to get it.