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returntothepit >> discuss >> Why the hell would anyone want children?! by AUTOPSY_666 on Dec 8,2004 10:05am
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toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 8,2004 10:05am
Whining little maggots!

The highways are already crowded enough.

5 billion people on this plant already, we need a plague.

http://www.scottpetersonfanclub.com/





toggletoggle post by dan. at Dec 8,2004 10:09am
holy god that rules



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 8,2004 10:10am
um... is this 1987? (the year we hit 5 billion)
1999, we hit 6 billion



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 8,2004 10:12am
Exactly, too many breeders!



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 8,2004 10:13am
the_reverend said:
um... is this 1987? (the year we hit 5 billion)
1999, we hit 6 billion


whats 1 billion among friends?



toggletoggle post by dan. at Dec 8,2004 10:20am
more importantly, scott peterson is finally getting the praise he deserves



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 8,2004 10:21am
I think someone's coming out of the closet...

I'm always willing to give my friend carina 1/2 a billion of my little friends in her mouth.



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Dec 8,2004 10:36am
Shit, that's fucking hilarious. But yes, why do we need more people on this planet? Retards always ask my wife and I -- "when are you going to have kids" -- we tell them to fuck off. Currently wife is on the pill, but it's on my list of things to do to have my nuts clipped.



toggletoggle post by dan. at Dec 8,2004 10:40am
isnt there that band called 'gay for johnny depp'? (rgrrgsrg)

they should change their name to 'gay for scott peterson'.....and then kill themselves



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 8,2004 10:42am
You faggots keep talking about how the world is over populated, why don't you kill yourselves then?

It isn't over populated here. It's only over populated in places where people are starving to death, like somerville and africa.



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Dec 8,2004 10:50am
Joe/NotCommon said:
You faggots keep talking about how the world is over populated, why don't you kill yourselves then?

It isn't over populated here. It's only over populated in places where people are starving to death, like somerville and africa.




You tell em, Joe!!!



toggletoggle post by kellthevalkyrie  at Dec 8,2004 10:53am
heh. all the fishing references on the website ar pretty funny.

someday, a long time from now, i plan on having kids. they make great slaves.



toggletoggle post by Nate   at Dec 8,2004 10:53am
Joe/NotCommon said:

It isn't over populated here. It's only over populated in places where people are starving to death, like somerville and africa.


the somerville comment is hilarious, I actually laughed here at work and people wondered why.




toggletoggle post by Nate   at Dec 8,2004 10:55am
kellthevalkyrie said:


someday, a long time from now, i plan on having kids. they make great slaves.



when you decide to have kids you'll learn that the slave thing doesn't work out to well. If you want slaves you may want to come up with a plan b.



toggletoggle post by kellthevalkyrie  at Dec 8,2004 10:56am
Nate said:




when you decide to have kids you'll learn that the slave thing doesn't work out to well. If you want slaves you may want to come up with a plan b.


Thanks for the tip. I guess I'll have to hire midgets instead.



toggletoggle post by Nate   at Dec 8,2004 10:59am
can you trade kids in for midgets? maybe that could be my plan b?



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 8,2004 11:02am
I saw a one eyed midget in Quincy once, his eye patch was almost as disturbing as his huge forehead.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Dec 8,2004 11:24am
I would like to bang a little midget girl before I die.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 8,2004 11:34am
AUTOPSY_666 said:
I would like to bang a little midget girl before I die.


haha me too, it would be so awesome. then id probably murder them



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 8,2004 11:39am
kellthevalkyrie said:
heh. all the fishing references on the website ar pretty funny.

someday, a long time from now, i plan on having kids. they make great slaves.


i was thinking the same thing when i read the title of this thread



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 8,2004 11:40am
i only want kids so i can give them fucked up names like rulf and fuckulus and do experiments on them.



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Dec 8,2004 11:45am
I hope if I ever have a daughter that she isn't hot because horrible ideas would cloud my judgement



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 8,2004 11:46am
my daughter rulf is going to be the homecoming queen



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 8,2004 11:50am
and if she's not, it's back in the box she goes.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 8,2004 11:52am
i am going to bark like a dog at my kids for the first 5 years of their lives and see how fucked up they turn out. then i'll yell at them for not knowing how to talk.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Dec 8,2004 11:53am
the_reverend said:
and if she's not, it's back in the box she goes.


if she loses the crown, she goes back to the box missing a body part.



toggletoggle post by Josh_Martin at Dec 8,2004 2:35pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
I saw a one eyed midget in Quincy once, his eye patch was almost as disturbing as his huge forehead.


I did coke with Beatlejuice from the Howard Stern show once. It was off a bathroom sink in a bar. He didn't have to bend over to do his line off the sink.



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Dec 8,2004 3:28pm
No kids, no cats, no dogs, no gods, no masters, no husband.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Dec 8,2004 3:37pm
im gonna start an army of children and rats



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Dec 8,2004 3:41pm
You should start an army of children to feed rats..and me.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Dec 8,2004 3:42pm
armageddonday said:
No kids, no cats, no dogs, no gods, no masters, no husband.


thats just a great philosophy for life



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Dec 8,2004 3:52pm
I failed the last one once, but we got married so I could move here so we could live together, the was the only way. Doesn't count.

Never believed in marriage, didn't at the time, still don't, and never will.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Dec 8,2004 3:59pm
yeesh you peope are negative!

i want babies and the rev and i plan on having at least a couple of rttp spawn..



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Dec 8,2004 4:00pm
I love this forum



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 8,2004 4:00pm
I dont want kids ever. Im afraid ill only have beautiful daughters that want to date guys like me. I can feel my blood pressure rising just thinking about it.



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Dec 8,2004 4:01pm
I'll babysit them if you buy me a case of beer and some weed....as long as you have cable and/or gamecube, playstation...or some shit like that.



toggletoggle post by ram_girl  at Dec 8,2004 4:02pm
succubus said:
yeesh you peope are negative!

i want babies and the rev and i plan on having at least a couple of rttp spawn..



Finally, a ray of light in a dark tunnel....

My answer, because kids are awesome!



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 8,2004 4:02pm
but that would be pointless because id be drinking and smoking right next to you. we'd have to find another babysitter.



toggletoggle post by Nate   at Dec 8,2004 4:11pm
bah, for the most part kids are cool. I have 2 kids(my son Alex just turned 1 and my daughter Xena is 8 1/2). Honestly they have helped make it so I don't go out and get myself arrested or killed for that matter. In a corny kinda way my kids have saved me on numerous occasions. But those of you who don't want them or are prepared than wait till you are ready or life becomes a hell you wish you could get out of.



toggletoggle post by armageddonday   at Dec 8,2004 4:14pm
Oh, I'm ready I just dont want any. I raised my brother alone with my mom, I was 12 when he was born.
If I decide I want one, adoption is a good option.

"but that would be pointless because id be drinking and smoking right next to you. we'd have to find another babysitter."
Why another babysitter?



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Dec 8,2004 4:21pm
drinking and smoking might lead to other acts of naugtiness not suitable for the eyes of children....besides kids are fuckin annoying. fuck babysitting.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Dec 8,2004 4:26pm
No shit. Human reproduction makes me sick!



toggletoggle post by Cryptic Anthony at Dec 8,2004 4:27pm
Josh_Martin said:
Joe/NotCommon said:
I saw a one eyed midget in Quincy once, his eye patch was almost as disturbing as his huge forehead.


I did coke with Beatlejuice from the Howard Stern show once. It was off a bathroom sink in a bar. He didn't have to bend over to do his line off the sink.


hahahahahaa



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