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returntothepit >> discuss >> Bathroom story of the day! love in the toilet by succubus on May 20,2005 9:46am
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toggletoggle post by succubus  at May 20,2005 9:46am
ok so i had to pee
go into the bathroom and see feet in the first stall so i move on...then i hear "ok" and hear someone making "bathroom noises" if you know what i mean...so i think...is this woman talking to her poop?
so i get into the stall and hear more talking...so it's becoming clearer...she's on the cell phone...but i heard some plops as well...i peed and flushed and she was still in there...i was washing my hands and someone else walked in...and then the person on the phone heard that there were 2 people in the bathroom and was like, ok i gotta go...i love you!

ewww



toggletoggle post by litacore   at May 20,2005 9:49am
hahahahaha, if she was talking to her poop then they BOTH had to go!

I don't love my poop, to me it's stinky good riddance



toggletoggle post by an80smetalchick at May 20,2005 10:05am
I was in a chinese restaurant last week and went to the restroom. one of the women who is staff at the restaurant was in the bathroom on the throne, speaking chinese on her cell phone and makin her business. I laughed and thought, damn I wonder if the person she is talking to knows she is takin a dump while talking to them? HAHAHAH!!!



toggletoggle post by Boots at May 20,2005 10:06am
so that's how they make dumplings?



toggletoggle post by an80smetalchick at May 20,2005 11:11am
Narsty!



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at May 20,2005 2:42pm
i hate goin to places where like 12 chics are crammed into one stall hanging out and talkin about their boyfriends or their menstral cycles meanwhile i am tanked and have to pee.....drives me nuts.



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