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New site? Maybe some day.
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They've done studies, you know. 60 percent of the time, it works every time.
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i thought it was gonna be a video of retards circle jerking a chained up panther |
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You've got a dirty whorish mouth. |
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Joe/NotCommon said:
HA! Hasn't anyone on here seen Anchorman? If you haven't get the unrated version. it was funny as fuck.
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i will slap you in public. |
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We have a saying in my country - the coyote of the desert likes to eat the heart of the young and the blood drips down to his children for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
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Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
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homer simpson said once "sex..." and then some word...
misunderstanding what someone said to him.
what was that? |
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sex cauldron? i thought they closed that place down?
this is blue, btw. |
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wait.. I don't think that's it.
that was grampa talking about what I'm talking about is something homer says. |
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"Im going to be honest,that smells like pure gasoline." |
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aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww |
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"It smells like bigfoots dick, with burnt hair on it!" |
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you should see a doctor, i dont think a healthy man should make that kind of smell. |
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It's made out of pieces of real panther, so you know it's good... |
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I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation. |
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I'm going to punch you in the ovary, a straight shot right to the babymaker. |
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baxter, youre so wise. like, a miniature buddha covered in hair. |
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DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT! |
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La...lanolin? Lanolin? Like sheeps whool? |
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Ohh, it's the deep burn! Oh, it's so deep! Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand.
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i have many leatherbound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany |
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What? You pooped in the fridge and ate a whole wheel of cheese? I'm not mad, I'm impressed!! |
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Maybe don't wear a bra next time. |
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it smells like a biker threw up on a pile of rotten shrimp! |
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well Hellooo...pointed to your boobies...
I miss your scent...mmmm. I miss your musk.
oops, sorry about that, whammy...
it's a formiddable scent...stings the nostrils.
this is worse than the time a raccoon got in the copier.
no commercials - NO MERCY!
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just watch out for the guns - they'll getcha. |
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you...poop...p...p-poop mouth.
you have...an absolutely. breathtaking. heiney. |
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Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?! |
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you're fired too, Ed, bing-bang-boom. |
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