Should be an awesome time, we will be rockin' like Dokken. Tune in, or lose a testicle

fuck, i'll be at iron maiden. i would have liked to come down to the station and hang out.

but i'll listen to the recordings the day after.

Leave Maiden early so you can get within transmission range on the drive home before we start. Yeah. Right. That's gonna happen.

actually, maybe i'll try. who knows though.

you know what it's going to be like...

................................................................................................................... show up or burn

good thing i dont drive a chevy... oh wait

Don't worry about the fire, Seth will supply plenty, his head ignites when he breaks the threshold of the 500bpm mark.

I'll light my mohawk and beard on fire if it'll help me get girls.
Get into their , give 'em a and make 'em go . Icon madness. The wonders of putting off a paper.

hey you posted my pic....see how blurry it is though...that was on the way to the Portsmouth show

whats up t this is dan from shroud of bereavement, i met you at grave how are you dude...how are things with the kick ass band,i liked youre cd very good ! so anyway, we'll have to do shows together... keep in touch stay \m/ -dan

hey Dan, everything is going well, glad to hear from you again, keep in touch, and listen to us live on Monday the 21st!

Tune in for the wonderful ethnicity answers and find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop!

If anyone thought this wouldn't get bumped all weekend they were damn wrong. The damn I will!

I agree. Im not a band whore but i advertise like a slut.

I just had to re-scramble for a sound guy, but everything is set.
did I give you directions yet?

yes Reverend Pepelis you sent me the Picasso rendition of the map to the studio. many a thanks from a moro-gypsy lookalike.

I'm gonna be all over your sound guy tryin' to get my learnin' on.

Just especially for this show I am going to put my balls in a vice while somebody takes a dump in a pipe I am holding in my mouth. Should be an awesome time.

funny you should call him "Picasso"...his maps are really awesome..i never get lost with one of them...without a map from him...i'd probably be in trouble...

looking forward to the show! ohhhh maybe i can interview you guys on the air

Perhaps, but our lawyers have advised us to only discuss house pets and the menu at IHOP. And Satan. .

Being the rock stars that we are, we are also going to demand money for playing the radio show, and also remember, when doing an interview please do not look straight into my eyes, or else my bodyguard will have to club you. Thank you, sincerely, The Publicist for the band formerly known as Ascendancy.

hahahaha well then i guess i will listen from home and nevermind the interview..unless we do a "phoner"...i sorta interviewed another band that played the Rev's show .. he doesn't like doing them

that reminds me.. i was doing an interview and this girl came along with me...she blurted out a question and i almost killed her "what makes you feel sexy"

Answer: giant bunny suits. If you really want to interview us go for it, but to be honest we're horribly boring people and we'll just sit there and mumble incoherantly long after everyone else leaves for the night. No wait, we're not like that at all. We'll do whatever whenever, but I'm not doing any coke goddamnit! [/ramblerant]

Ok fine, we'll do the interview, but I need a trailer, and a masseuse...and $1000 extra

I just got off the phone with my agent, he said that he is going to take 50%... so we will have to ask $10,000, and a slap across the face. oh yeah, and a replica Civil War cannon. Tune in, or bite the curb

And a stack of Ritz, cause we're all about the good stuff. I could fill this thread with crap for years.

Let me start this interview early...

<<giant bunny suits>>
Is that a Donnie Darko reference?

hmmm there are no trailers (perhaps a trailer park within driving distance but the Rev will have to confirm because I can't remember).

as for the $1000....i need $2500..so umm..yeah...sorry

and i don't know how the Rev would feel about me giving massages to you guys....except for probably Charlene because she's a girl but then he'd want to take photos...

I could bring Ritz...and pizza too...but that's probably it..so umm yeah guess I won't be interviewing...but I will tune in!!

YEAAH TONIGHT!!!!

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh im so pumped

<<Is that a Donnie Darko reference?>>

No, much like a properly trained magician, I pulled that right out of my ass.

<<and i don't know how the Rev would feel about me giving massages to you guys....>>

If all I can get is a little somethin' somethin' from the Rev I'll be happy.

This is the most important thing ever ever. The world will stop spinning and start going in reverse and all wars and hunger will end and the ozone will be patched up and the whales won't be killed and Dick Cheney will die and global warming will be non-existant and gasoline we become a non-depletable free resource and I will instantly have a moustache if enough people tune in.

If I have to light my balls on fire for people to tune in, I will

yeeeeowwwch..that's gonna hurt!!

and PS: be gentle on the Rev...he's lacking sleep because in addition to shows he was helping me out this weekend..i don't know if he could handle the cops showing up at the station again heh

If you're going to torch your balls let everyone know ahead of time... so we can mic it and get the burning sounds and screams over the airwaves, otherwise it'd be pointless. I'm going to dress like and our drummer til he's . All hair the dew flesh.

Leavin' early. Going to visit the black guy in the white suit who was at our Chantilly's show if any of the six of you there remember. He's awesome, so you should be jealous.

i can do a somersault

I'd be way too afraid that you would knock over a CD rack.


there is a storm heading for durham, nh right this minute.
thunderstorms after midnight.
I know the time for ascendancy is fast approaching.

ooohhh storm! Damn I should have come after all!!