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returntothepit >> discuss >> carina's b00bs stronger than an airbag by carina offsite on Aug 19,2005 3:30pm
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toggletoggle post by carina offsite at Aug 19,2005 3:30pm
That's what someone just said...got into an accident and the airbag went off..I was passenger...my friends face burns...and the bag didn't get past my chest...it's all red now. Sent aaron pics....we're all ok



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 19,2005 3:33pm



toggletoggle post by thedeparted   at Aug 19,2005 3:38pm
haha



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 19,2005 3:46pm
don't even joke.
carina's tits are made of teflon and titanium.



toggletoggle post by carina offsite at Aug 19,2005 3:53pm
They are red though...airbag powder smells like gunpowder



toggletoggle post by Hooker nli at Aug 19,2005 4:29pm
Car wrecks are bad news. Glad you're alright.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 19,2005 4:34pm
thanks hooker
it was a little scary
i'm home now



toggletoggle post by Hooker nli at Aug 19,2005 4:39pm
Now you have to live life to the fullest since it could have been taken. Here, do this list and report back to me.


1. Slap a stranger in the crotch as hard as you can.
2. Scream Def Leppard lyrics in a crowded mall with your pants down. (preferably something off of high & dry)
3. Flash a high school football team, but have a swaztika drawn on your stomach.
4. Drink crystal and then smash the bottle on a hobo's head.
5. Go try on a diamond necklace at Tiffany's and cup a fart and throw it in the clerk's face.



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Aug 19,2005 4:40pm
i am glad you are all right...and glad to hear that boobs serve another purpose than toys!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 19,2005 4:47pm
thanks Ma =)

and hooker..i was just planning on getting hammered..hmmm

if iwere to only pick 1 of those things to do
hmmm
have you got another 5 choices?



toggletoggle post by blue  at Aug 19,2005 6:29pm
christ, good to you see you survived.



toggletoggle post by thedeparted   at Aug 19,2005 8:18pm
oh i wasnt laughing about the accident, just about the picture. glad you are ok, how is the car?



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Aug 20,2005 1:16am
succubus said:
thanks Ma =)

and hooker..i was just planning on getting hammered..hmmm

if iwere to only pick 1 of those things to do
hmmm
have you got another 5 choices?


I'm glad you're okay, and I volunteer to get slapped in the crotch



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Aug 20,2005 4:26am
glad you're ok carina



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 20,2005 7:08am
her left nipple really hurts...
but that injury was sustained after the accident.



toggletoggle post by DEATH2ALL  at Aug 20,2005 7:15am
Glad you're alright. Your lucky, Airbag burns don't hurt as much as kissing a windsheild. Were you wearing your seatbelt?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 20,2005 8:15am
yep..i have a seat belt burn mark too

thanks guys<3
glad i'm ok too



toggletoggle post by dirteecrayon nli at Aug 20,2005 10:37am
yikes --- glad to hear you're ok

were you wearing one of those ipex bras? ;)



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 22,2005 1:49pm
wow like...20 people came to our desks to see how we were
first they say.."wow you guys sit next to each other too!"
then it turns into " so how are you feeling?"

then after we say "ok" it turns into ohh "serena and carina" your names rhyme too

*sigh*




toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Aug 22,2005 1:51pm
kick em in the face,,punch em in the ass!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 22,2005 1:53pm
i've had insurance people come to my desk and call me (i didn't pick up)
they want to know if i'm ok and i am...my bruises are all gone (aaron told me) my neck is a TAD stiff so i might go get a massage but i don't want to get insurance involved and blah



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Aug 22,2005 1:59pm
nude full body massages always help me feel better, i highly recommend them! that should help take care of the stiffness though..hehehehehe.



toggletoggle post by timma at Aug 22,2005 2:01pm
those airbags fuckin suck man. i crashed my car and the shit knocked me out for a good 10 seconds...burned my arm too from the explosion. pete thought i was dead i think.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 22,2005 2:25pm
hahaha M Dukes...too bad aaron has his radio show and by the time he gets home he'll be too tired! ah well

and timma, air bags do suck! when i got in a head on collision (not my fault, i've posted about it before) and totalled my brand new 3 month old vehicle (a 93 acura) it didn't even have air bags...but i had my seat belt on and it literally saved my life
i don't like air bags AT ALL
the pain they cause and the ear deafening gunshot BANG ugh
and we weren't even going fast...



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Aug 22,2005 2:31pm
sucks balls lady.



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