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returntothepit >> discuss >> DONT DRINK AND ATTEMPT TO DRIVE!!!! by Ma_Dukes on Aug 23,2005 1:47pm
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toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Aug 23,2005 1:47pm
according to my local newspaper {The Saratogian}
Saturday night a woman placed called for emergency help. After an evening at a wine tasting event, she returned to her car to try to drive home, and when she sat on her seat she sat on a knife that she "forgot" she left there. she had to be taken to saratoga hospital because of the knife stuck in her butt.


hmmmm......no comment necessary.



toggletoggle post by dan_bloodblister at Aug 23,2005 1:57pm



toggletoggle post by Mess at Aug 23,2005 2:07pm
haha. brilliant



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Aug 23,2005 2:08pm
or, don't drink.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Aug 23,2005 2:22pm
Also a good idea.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Aug 23,2005 2:24pm
yeah...don't drink and hit a state trooper during a blizzard either. . . . . . . . . . . . . .



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Aug 23,2005 2:27pm
that would suck sack.



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Aug 23,2005 2:28pm
it did suck for one fat sac...which is me

quite hilarious when i look back on it



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 23,2005 2:31pm



toggletoggle post by SacreligionNLI at Aug 23,2005 2:33pm
now that's a quality drunkard



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Aug 23,2005 2:34pm
hahahaha.sucks to be her



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at Aug 23,2005 2:34pm
You know you fucked up when the "good" news is suffering minor injuries.



toggletoggle post by Ma_Dukes  at Aug 23,2005 2:38pm
i think the worst part would be having my name released with that story



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