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returntothepit >> discuss >> News Article: bed sheets don't work, boy dies falling out of girl's window by the_reverend on Nov 30,2005 9:35am
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toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 30,2005 9:44am
darwin award?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Nov 30,2005 9:47am
"They weren't doing anything wrong. There was no illegal activity, no drugs, no alcohol. They were just hanging out,"


the girl's parents arrived home around 7:30 p.m. Saturday and found the door deadbolted.

they called the super..no luck...they called the police...

Police say while the girl's parents were knocking on the door of their apartment, the boy and another friend tied bedsheets together and started to make their way out a bedroom window.

so she was in her room with 2 boys...

Within moments, one boy plummeted to the ground. The other was unharmed.

Police said reports suggesting the victim was the girl's boyfriend are false.


ok so she's a teen HO BAG

haha



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Nov 30,2005 9:51am
with one less dude in her underaged honey pot.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Nov 30,2005 9:56am
Do you think his thought process before tying the bedsheets together went something like

"I've got it! I can use this bedsheet as a parachute! Wait a minute, that's totally fucking retarded. Why can't we just let her parents in and...I'VE GOT THE PERFECT IDEA!"



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Nov 30,2005 10:15am
those clever canadians



toggletoggle post by intricateprocess   at Nov 30,2005 11:08am
dude, 15 stories? jesus christ ,i would have just tried hiding or something



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