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returntothepit >> discuss >> I fucking hate daylight savings. by Christraper on Apr 4,2006 12:36pm
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toggletoggle post by Christraper at Apr 4,2006 12:36pm
I just screwed myself for school today because I forgot we're all supposed to change our clocks an hour ahead. The world must be made up of masochistic retards that like to fuck with their own heads to come up with something as stupid as daylight savings. "Lets turn the clock and hour ahead now and an hour back later on in the year!!! That way we'll never get used to any normal sleep schedule! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
Of course you all could be saying right now "Well Jay if you stopped doing all those drugs and payed attention every once in awhile you'd know what was going on. Perhaps it is you who's the masochistic retard that likes to fuck with his own head."
But then I'd say "FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!" and I'd win because my point makes more sense.
I think we should all rebel against this plan to save the daylight. If you want more sunlight then fucking get up earlier in the day you fuckhole. Don't push your healthy seratonin-raising sunshiney good-loving bullshit on the rest of the world!!!! We just wanna sleep! Fuck daylight savings in it's loose AIDS ridden asshole!!! It needs to be stopped!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Apr 4,2006 12:36pm
your in school? aids.



toggletoggle post by paganmegan   at Apr 4,2006 12:46pm
I agree daylight savings is fucking gay



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 4,2006 12:46pm
that was quite a rant



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Apr 4,2006 12:50pm
the_reverend said:
your in school? aids.

At least I can spell.




toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Apr 4,2006 12:51pm
Some places, even in our country, do not use it and neither should we. It doesn't make sense.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Apr 4,2006 12:54pm edited Apr 4,2006 12:55pm
I enjoy sleeping in, but I also enjoy having some daylight when I get out of work (5pm) so I prefer daylight savings.

I was an hour late for work yesterday, all my clocks went ahead automatically EXCEPT for my alarm clock. oops.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Apr 4,2006 1:06pm
Daylight savings is good. Why the fuck would I want the sunlight to come out at 5am and go away at 7pm?



toggletoggle post by Messerschmitt at Apr 4,2006 1:08pm
i'm a fan of daylight savings



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Apr 4,2006 1:35pm
In China they don't use time zones. If they did peasants in Western China wouldn't have to wake up for work at what is technically 2am their time.



toggletoggle post by MetalcoreSUCKS at Apr 4,2006 1:41pm
Christraper said:
I just screwed myself for school today because I forgot we're all supposed to change our clocks an hour ahead. The world must be made up of masochistic retards that like to fuck with their own heads to come up with something as stupid as daylight savings. "Lets turn the clock and hour ahead now and an hour back later on in the year!!! That way we'll never get used to any normal sleep schedule! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
Of course you all could be saying right now "Well Jay if you stopped doing all those drugs and payed attention every once in awhile you'd know what was going on. Perhaps it is you who's the masochistic retard that likes to fuck with his own head."
But then I'd say "FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!" and I'd win because my point makes more sense.
I think we should all rebel against this plan to save the daylight. If you want more sunlight then fucking get up earlier in the day you fuckhole. Don't push your healthy seratonin-raising sunshiney good-loving bullshit on the rest of the world!!!! We just wanna sleep! Fuck daylight savings in it's loose AIDS ridden asshole!!! It needs to be stopped!



Cry me a river....




toggletoggle post by Terminal_rut  at Apr 4,2006 1:48pm
Man I woke up late and shit and my whole day felt like it was over



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Apr 4,2006 1:52pm
I cry a river of happiness every time I finish giving your mom her eagerly anticipated anal creampie, Fucko. Its still pretty tight considering she managed to squeeze you out of there.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Apr 4,2006 2:29pm
i like daylight savings time in the fall, so i get an extra hour of sleep. this whole "spring ahead" bullshit does suck.



toggletoggle post by Daylight Savings at Apr 4,2006 2:44pm
Hey, why do people have to give me so much shit?! I hate you all right back.



toggletoggle post by pisscup at Apr 4,2006 2:47pm
3 days later and you just realized that you had to change your clock??? This is better than the pube shaving fiasco.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Apr 4,2006 4:01pm
I was in Boston all weekend so my clock changing responsibilities weren't a priority at the time.



toggletoggle post by SeedBassist at Apr 4,2006 4:21pm
Christraper said:
The world must be made up of masochistic retards that like to fuck with their own heads to come up with something as stupid as daylight savings. "Lets turn the clock and hour ahead now and an hour back later on in the year!!! That way we'll never get used to any normal sleep schedule! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"




Daylight savings occurs twice a year.....if it takes you 1/2 a year to adjust to a time change of one hour....there's something wrong with you.....we all have to deal with it, so stop bitching.



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Apr 4,2006 4:31pm
Christraper should write a book of scattered thoughts and musings. I'd buy it. Complaining about daylight savings is kinda dumb but he makes it funny.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Apr 4,2006 4:57pm
Christraper is like Lewis Black and Jack Handey combined



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Apr 4,2006 5:24pm
SeedBassist said:
we all have to deal with it, so stop bitching.

No.




toggletoggle post by dwellingsickness at Apr 4,2006 6:14pm
It's only an hour...Deal with it



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Apr 4,2006 6:35pm
all i know is that i went to the bar for lunch and i ended up getting cawked and it's still light out, weird.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Apr 4,2006 8:06pm
Nobody has given a good explanation as to why it's considered a bad thing that we adjust our clocks so that the sun doesn't rise at 5am. The only argument I've heard so far is that it confuses the mentally weak.



toggletoggle post by Christraper at Apr 4,2006 9:07pm
hahaha



toggletoggle post by NickReddy   at Apr 4,2006 9:29pm
Maine tried to pass some bullshit law making putting all of maine in atlantic time and getting rid of day light savings time so that we would be with the rest of the east coast for half the year and half the year ahead. IT WOULDVE BEEN THE GAYEST SHIT.



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