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returntothepit >> discuss >> girls of ozzfest by whiskey_weed_and_women on Jul 24,2006 3:23pm
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toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Jul 24,2006 3:23pm
http://www.playboy.com/arts-entertainment/...eatures/ozzfest/daniella/index.html

wow playboy is really reaching for new ways to find naked broads. first it was the girls of myspace and now ozzfest.

not that im complaining i just think its funny as hell



toggletoggle post by SteveOTB   at Jul 24,2006 3:24pm
There was a girls of MySpace issues lol?



toggletoggle post by blue  at Jul 24,2006 3:25pm
Vital Statistics:

Height:
5'7"
Weight:
120 lbs.
Measurements:
36C-25-36
Tour Stop:
Sacramento
Favorite Metal Band:
Disturbed
Favorite Metal Song:
"Prayer" by Disturbed
Best Metal Moment:
"Going to my first Ozzfest a few years ago. Disturbed was amazing live and it was so hot, people were spraying each other with hoses." Hopefully Daniella was wearing a white T-shirt.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 24,2006 3:25pm
bet they are sluts that look like dudes



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 24,2006 3:27pm
yeah Playboy doesnt always snare the best looking women. they are the classiest mag, but sometimes like the rev said, they are sluts that look like dudes hahahahahaha.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jul 24,2006 3:29pm
they obviously are trying to trick people into thinking that the average metal chick doesn't have the proportions of blue. probably a bit hairier though.



toggletoggle post by whiskey_weed_and_women  at Jul 24,2006 3:32pm
oh snap



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 24,2006 3:32pm
Favorite Metal Band:
Disturbed
Favorite Metal Song:
"Prayer" by Disturbed

that's a turn-off.



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Jul 24,2006 3:40pm
How do we know this is even an Ozzfest girl and not just some girl made up to look that way?



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 24,2006 3:42pm
DrinkHardThrashHard said:
How do we know this is even an Ozzfest girl and not just some girl made up to look that way?


She's never been to Ozzfest in her life. The girls at ozzfest all weigh 2 bills or more and walk around in bikini tops with their bulbous guts painted into a smiley face.



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Jul 24,2006 3:46pm
Now I need to go...



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 24,2006 3:47pm
Just remember Scott...lift...THEN insert



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Jul 24,2006 3:48pm
Righto!



toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jul 24,2006 4:17pm

she's real metal huh?



toggletoggle post by DrinkHardThrashHard  at Jul 24,2006 4:18pm
She's real poseur.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jul 28,2006 4:59pm
is she pissin'?



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Jul 28,2006 5:02pm
i dont care what she is, id still poke her.



toggletoggle post by CNV at Jul 28,2006 5:11pm





toggletoggle post by SinisterMinister at Jul 28,2006 5:21pm edited Jul 28,2006 9:32pm


Ten bucks says she's a tranny. She looks like Dee Snider on a bad day.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jul 28,2006 7:11pm
Plus they are to fucken fake and skinny and like they say pictures add a couple of pounds, so they must be wafes and photoshopped....Real metal chicks are what these are not!



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 28,2006 7:19pm
The second one is actually about 60lbs fatter than I thought the cut-off for modeling was.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Jul 29,2006 3:31am
if you say you wouldnt fuck either of those girls, your lying.



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Jul 29,2006 9:04am
i wouldnt fuck the first one
the second one? oh yeah



toggletoggle post by vomitthesoul  at Jul 29,2006 10:25am
blue said:
Vital Statistics:

Height:
5'7"
Weight:
120 lbs.
Measurements:
36C-25-36
Tour Stop:
Sacramento
Favorite Metal Band:
Disturbed
Favorite Metal Song:
"Prayer" by Disturbed
Best Metal Moment:
"Going to my first Ozzfest a few years ago. Disturbed was amazing live and it was so hot, people were spraying each other with hoses." Hopefully Daniella was wearing a white T-shirt.



I see this whore has awful taste in music



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Jul 29,2006 10:33am
there's about 17 feet betweenthat girls boobs.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Jul 29,2006 11:14am
vomitthesoul said:
blue said:
Vital Statistics:

Height:
5'7"
Weight:
120 lbs.
Measurements:
36C-25-36
Tour Stop:
Sacramento
Favorite Metal Band:
Disturbed
Favorite Metal Song:
"Prayer" by Disturbed
Best Metal Moment:
"Going to my first Ozzfest a few years ago. Disturbed was amazing live and it was so hot, people were spraying each other with hoses." Hopefully Daniella was wearing a white T-shirt.



I see this whore has awful taste in music


nah, blue likes a few good bands.



toggletoggle post by ShadowSD  at Jul 29,2006 11:15am
pam said:
The second one is actually about 60lbs fatter than I thought the cut-off for modeling was.


Yeah, she almost looks... normal.



toggletoggle post by Granny_Monster at Jul 29,2006 11:16am
pam said:
Favorite Metal Band:
Disturbed
Favorite Metal Song:
"Prayer" by Disturbed

that's a turn-off.


Not awesome.



toggletoggle post by KeithMutiny  at Jul 29,2006 11:17am
what the hell, disturbed is the most metal band of all time, duh.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 29,2006 11:18am
The best way to become the object of hatred if you're female is to have nearly naked pictures of yourself taken and posted on the internet.



toggletoggle post by Granny_Monster at Jul 29,2006 11:21am
RichHorror said:
The best way to become the object of hatred if you're female is to have nearly naked pictures of yourself taken and posted on the internet.


Ha ha ha, Rich, you're fucking awesome!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 29,2006 11:22am
People should stop the hate and appreciate the fact that nearly nude women are at their disposal.



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