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New site? Maybe some day. 
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all the links point to freewebs/automata. |
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the links are just there for looks. |
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That's awesome. How do you do that? |
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it's just a java script array with a random index. |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is awesome hes gonna love this shit |
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I feel like this could have been better |
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It's still not done, I need more 5 star JC facts.
as I get more good ones, I'll replace the less funny ones. |
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Some hilights of JC threads:
JOE CHRISTIANNI was molested by Michael Jackson, OJ Simpson, 3 Priests, and a male
JOE CHRISTIANNI to Nathan Lane: "TICKLE FIGHT!!!!"
That must have been one wild slumber party. I heard them played bobbing for apples in Joe Christianni's girlfriend's vagina. Tony Randall leaned over too far and was never seen again.
JOE CHRISTIANNI thinks your hair would look SOOO much better with hilights
He just graduated from Blaine hairstyling school. He can't wait to give you an ambush makeover.
JOE CHRISTIANNI wins bi-annual Provincetown Gay-Off
he fit 9 hot dogs in his mouth, and fit the entire lineup of It Dies Today in his ass. This makes him a 3 time champion. Way to reach for that rainbow.
Joe Christianni was the effeminate kid from who's the boss
JC's girlfriend auditioned for suicide girls.
They had to use a panoramic lens just to fit her giant snatch in the shot. I heard she got rejected cuz half way through the shoot a baby, and a 2 liter bottle of OK Soda from 1992 fell out of her vag.
JOE CHRISTIANNI kisses a picture of Richie Sambora every night before bed
Joe Christianni only pretends to like the movie Big Money Hustlers
JOE CHRISTIANNI to endorse the new Poser Scented VAGISIL Creme
Joe Christianni is captain of the French Men's gymnasatics team
Joe Christianni watches Antique Roadshow
Give it a year, Joe Christianni will grow a handlebar mustache, and buy a cowboy hat
Joe Christianni auditioned for American Idol. He sang SNAKES by Six Feet Under and Paula Abdul knocked him the fuck out.
Joe Christianni's birthday is a national holiday in France.
Joe Christianni was thanked on a Ganga Bitch Barbe album
Leonardo DiCapprio has a restraining order against Joe Christianni
Joe Christianni spells Kreator with a C
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Joe Christianni thinks the only movie better than Nepoleon Dynamite is Biodome. |
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there is one about xmikex but i hit the refresh button to fast and didn't read it all
found it
xmikex once bought a robot to send back in time to kill Joe Christiani's mother. |
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xmikex said: Some hilights of JC threads:
That must have been one wild slumber party. I heard them played bobbing for apples in Joe Christianni's girlfriend's vagina. Tony Randall leaned over too far and was never seen again.
JC's girlfriend auditioned for suicide girls.
They had to use a panoramic lens just to fit her giant snatch in the shot. I heard she got rejected cuz half way through the shoot a baby, and a 2 liter bottle of OK Soda from 1992 fell out of her vag.
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these two made me chortle profusely, mainly the tony randall thing and the ok soda thing. |
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Joe Christianni spells Kreator with a C
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This kills me everytime. |
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The Virgin Mary was once spotted in Joe Christianni's anal fissure.
Joe Christianni joined Fear Factory....like last month.
Joey C owns one share of stock. it was purchased from an internet company called chickie to something or other. this gives in a controlling share in said company. While serving on the board of goveners, he refuses to answer unless they address him in full as Prince Mr Christianni LLC. this name came to him in a dream in which his favorite current performer, Mo-danna, tried to adopt him.
Neither the one share of stock, the new name, or the adoption ever lead him to true love.
Joe Christianni owns a Razor scooter. I heard he's sponsored.
Humans share 90% of their DNA with chimpanzees. Joe Christianni, on the other hand, shares 100% of his DNA with Aerosmith.
Joe Christianni's girlfriend once put out a grease fire with her camel toe.
Joe Christianni invented bell-bottoms.
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Joe Christianni spells Kreator with a C
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This kills me everytime. |
To me, maybe the only Christianni joke (I made at least) that stands the test of time. |
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No way, what about flavored water? |
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My favorite has always been "Christianni to Nathan Lane...TICKLE FIGHT!" |
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only fighting the crowd at Suffo is real |
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I believe flavored water was joe nc's brainchild. |
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98E |
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Only challenging Keith Mutiny to fisticuffs and accidentally typing "Hatebread" when trolling as The Real Real Joe C is real |
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oe Christianni threw a pair of his girlfriend's panties on stage during Skinless. They landed and burned a hole into the stage like acid blood from Alien. Man, that bitch has got some intergalactic hyper AIDS. |
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Some hilights of JC threads:
JOE CHRISTIANNI was molested by Michael Jackson, OJ Simpson, 3 Priests, and a male
JOE CHRISTIANNI to Nathan Lane: "TICKLE FIGHT!!!!"
That must have been one wild slumber party. I heard them played bobbing for apples in Joe Christianni's girlfriend's vagina. Tony Randall leaned over too far and was never seen again.
JOE CHRISTIANNI thinks your hair would look SOOO much better with hilights
He just graduated from Blaine hairstyling school. He can't wait to give you an ambush makeover.
JOE CHRISTIANNI wins bi-annual Provincetown Gay-Off
he fit 9 hot dogs in his mouth, and fit the entire lineup of It Dies Today in his ass. This makes him a 3 time champion. Way to reach for that rainbow.
Joe Christianni was the effeminate kid from who's the boss
JC's girlfriend auditioned for suicide girls.
They had to use a panoramic lens just to fit her giant snatch in the shot. I heard she got rejected cuz half way through the shoot a baby, and a 2 liter bottle of OK Soda from 1992 fell out of her vag.
JOE CHRISTIANNI kisses a picture of Richie Sambora every night before bed
Joe Christianni only pretends to like the movie Big Money Hustlers
JOE CHRISTIANNI to endorse the new Poser Scented VAGISIL Creme
Joe Christianni is captain of the French Men's gymnasatics team
Joe Christianni watches Antique Roadshow
Give it a year, Joe Christianni will grow a handlebar mustache, and buy a cowboy hat
Joe Christianni auditioned for American Idol. He sang SNAKES by Six Feet Under and Paula Abdul knocked him the fuck out.
Joe Christianni's birthday is a national holiday in France.
Joe Christianni was thanked on a Ganga Bitch Barbe album
Leonardo DiCapprio has a restraining order against Joe Christianni
Joe Christianni spells Kreator with a C
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bump for essential Joe Christianni facts. |
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thank you fb friend, I was looking for that. |
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