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returntothepit >> discuss >> Peyton Manning in Heaven by Sacreligion on Jan 19,2007 2:49pm
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toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 19,2007 2:49pm
Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.

On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Silver and blue sidewalk, a 50-foot tall flagpole with an enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window, a New England Patriots towel. Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said "So what's your point Peyton?" "Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said: "Peyton, that's not Tom's house...it's mine."



toggletoggle post by atthehaunted  at Jan 19,2007 2:51pm
Funny yet Gay



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 19,2007 2:52pm
well it does involve peyton manning...what'd you expect?



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Jan 19,2007 2:54pm
***golf clap***



toggletoggle post by atthehaunted  at Jan 19,2007 2:57pm
ya but overall he's better then Brady, he just chokes on the big ones, damn peyton



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Jan 19,2007 2:59pm
atthehaunted said:
ya but overall he's better then Brady, he just chokes on the big ones, damn peyton


how is he better then brady if he cant win a superbowl, ill take someone who is great in the clutch then someone who puts up 50 TDs and then chokes when it counts.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 19,2007 3:07pm
yeah i think a lot of peyton's success has to do with his receiver's speed and catching ability, and the no-huddle they run to throw people off



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 19,2007 3:07pm
although tom brady can fuck things up from time to time as well...as the first half of that chargers game will tell you



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Jan 19,2007 3:13pm
yeah but again at the end of the day in sports its all about who gets the W



toggletoggle post by atthehaunted  at Jan 19,2007 3:14pm
I'd rather have manning, watch u'll all cry like lil girls when the Pat's lose miserably



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Jan 19,2007 3:15pm
sounds like you got some pent up hostility over there with the lack of rings on your teams fingers.

must be hard having such a great quarterback and yet no superbowl trips to speak of, Ha ill cry myself into a good laugh when the Pats win.



toggletoggle post by atthehaunted  at Jan 19,2007 3:17pm
I don't like the colts my team sux even more but the QB is already a hall of famer, he just needs to retire on a good note like um 3 yrs ago.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 19,2007 3:19pm
all i have to say is asante samuel will intercept anything manning tries



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Jan 19,2007 3:19pm
haha

him and marino can go golfing together in a few years and dan can tell peyton stories about the time he went to the superbowl and lost.

itll be a new commerical for mastercard.



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Jan 19,2007 3:23pm
Sacreligion said:
yeah i think a lot of peyton's success has to do with his receiver's speed and catching ability, and the no-huddle they run to throw people off


that's exactly what it is.. JOesph Addai.. he is someone we need to watch out for... but that is it... the colts have the worst d in the league..
our d is without a doubt better than their's. NOt to mention the fact that the colts owner called up one of the ref's for the game saturday and "warned him" about certain pats players that " didn't play clean"
which i think is absolutely fucked and just a perfect demonstration of why they deserve to lose and get boo'd out of their own damn stadium



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 19,2007 3:25pm
ariavette said:
NOt to mention the fact that the colts owner called up one of the ref's for the game saturday and "warned him" about certain pats players that " didn't play clean"
which i think is absolutely fucked and just a perfect demonstration of why they deserve to lose and get boo'd out of their own damn stadium


wow, i didn't even know that

however i did see an interview where peyton manning DEMANDED that no patriot's fans be at the game...he said any true colts fan wouldn't sell their tickets online to a pats fan



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 19,2007 3:26pm
this is going to be an intense game. i think i'm going to have to watch it.



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Jan 19,2007 3:30pm
Sacreligion said:
ariavette said:
NOt to mention the fact that the colts owner called up one of the ref's for the game saturday and "warned him" about certain pats players that " didn't play clean"
which i think is absolutely fucked and just a perfect demonstration of why they deserve to lose and get boo'd out of their own damn stadium


wow, i didn't even know that

however i did see an interview where peyton manning DEMANDED that no patriot's fans be at the game...he said any true colts fan wouldn't sell their tickets online to a pats fan


more like begged haha.. fucking loser.. who does that... in a AFC TITLE game... we have just as much right to be there as they do..
how much do wanna bet half of em already sold their tickets when they found out they had to play the pats...



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 19,2007 3:31pm
right now the Pats are like the Indiana Jones of football.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Jan 19,2007 3:32pm
this is as good as it gets, this is the winter version of redsox vs. yankees.

pats vs. colts will be amazing on sunday !



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 19,2007 3:33pm
haha I heard that joke a while ago. If God really loved Tom Brady that much he'd bestow Ben Watson with a decent pair of hands. Brady would have a dozen more touchdowns a year if that guy could hang onto a ball.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Jan 19,2007 3:33pm
nah dude...the pats are the obi wan of football, and bill belichick is yoda



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 19,2007 3:44pm edited Jan 19,2007 3:44pm
mmm, dominate, the Pats will.



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Jan 19,2007 4:08pm
xmikex said:
haha I heard that joke a while ago. If God really loved Tom Brady that much he'd bestow Ben Watson with a decent pair of hands. Brady would have a dozen more touchdowns a year if that guy could hang onto a ball.


So true. I love Watson but he NEEDS TO CATCH THE BALL!



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