I've been on these boards for a year now. Feels so much longer....

I'm a n00b

Yeah it's been quite a ride huh? The arguing, the put downs, the racism, the hatred for anyone who doesn't like all the same bands as you, emo-bashing, gay bashing, religion bashing, woman bashing, hardcore bashing, metal bashing, the Leigh Rush catastrophe, that annoying Jugulator guy.....
I love RTTP. <3

I'd say amidst all that, I'm happy here.

jesus, I've only been here for just under 2 years? Damn, it really has felt like longer.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

Who gives a fuck?

i've been here 5 years

I've been here about 5, too. I don't remember how I ended up here.

i've been here for a lot longer than i have had this account. A LOT longer.

Had I known when my original anniversary was I would have celebrated with bears in little hats doing the mexican jig. for real

Didn't RTTP have a crash around (late)2003 (early)2004 or something?
I just remember getting an email cause a lot of people lost their profiles.
I had to re-new mine or some shit.

Rev?

Ryan_M said:

Go fuck a goat! There must be plenty in New Hampshire.

Yeah there's a few farms a couple of miles up the road from where I live that have a few goats I could mess around with.
A lot of shit gets thrown around among the people logged in here, but I keep coming back to post my own two cents, so I obviously don't hate it that much.

I think this forum rules, I just think talking about how long you've been posting here like people are actually supposed to care is fucking lame. You could be here for five years and be posting complete shit or you could be here for a month and be the best thing since sliced bread.

been here since i can remember (almost 5 years?)

Ryan_M said:

Post video.

Lamp said:

dood you totally get 401k and a retirement package

i'm sorry but this thread is gay.

Yeti said:

the internetz is gay.

Lamp said:

Uhh, I'm not that conceited. It was an observation I made when I viewed my profile.

You can stop crying now.

thegreatspaldino said:

About that, I remember arguing with you back then.

Funny, didn't sound like Lamp was crying, he was just stating his opinion. I also didn't read that he thought you were conceited.
For a Jesus Freak...err.."religious" person, you sure to bitch about a lot of people...

Well, in CTB's defense, everyone on here jumps down his throat on everything he says so he's obviously going to be a snippy jerk sometimes.

Gotta give the dude credit, he's still here.

succubus said:

He was in fact referring to me.

pam said:

Shut your piehole! The boy can defend himself on this massive stage called the internet. Can he transfer these credits to a four year college or university?

Listen...I will get a step ladder and totally fight you. I'll lose. But I'll do it.

Tonight, meet me at the Drugden, I mean Bullpen and it is on like Donkey Kong.

Fuck that I'm going to Down. You'll just have to wait.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

I was referring to you because you say stupid shit like it's your job. I was just stating my opinion. I never used the word "conceited" directly but I do have to wonder what the fuck thought process you'd have to go through for you to actually think that people(especially the ravenous folk that frequent this place) would actually care how long you've been posting on this message board. Face it. It's a dumb thread. You're a moron. You were just trying to raise your status in the community by drawing attention to yourself and point out the fact that you're a "veteran" of this community like that's supposed to make people value your opinions more. Fuck off.

i think i made an account in like 2001? 2002? if that makes sense? but i dont remeber the password and i cancelled the email. rev was flyering for rttp at metal fest and the pictures were awful .

Lamp said:


How long did it take you to come up with that theory? You have no idea how I run my life and you obviously read way too much into what I say. I know starting this thread isn't a life changing experience and yet you claim that's what I'm doing? How retarded. You're one of the only ones on here who gives me shit for everything I say. Do you think it bothers me? NO. This is the internet and nobody's opinion matters, not even mine.

So kindly take your presumptuous accusations and shove them up your snobby asshole.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

Is that right? After all, people who don't get bothered constantly say things like...

Not to mention you're apparently keeping track of who on this forum gives you shit for what you say. Such a socialite.

Lamp said:

Yea, like after I get off RTTP, I cry myself to sleep.

Lamp said:

Haha, keeping track? No, it's a matter of knowing who says shit and who doesn't. If I wasn't mistaken I would say everything you're accusing me of are the same things you are saying about yourself.

So you really want to be on the same level as me, eh? What kind of attitude is that for a kid who pretends to love Jesus to have towards someone like me? Come on queer, practice what you preach.

Return To The Pit "opium of the asses"



This site is like crack! I noticed this winter has been the pinnacle of my RTTP use...Oh gaaad! Whats become of meeeeeeeee!!! I can't staaawwwppp!!!!

I forgot what the sky looks like.

I've always heard "Jesus is the answer, Jesus is the answer". What the fuck is the question?

to be or not to be

no, that can't be it.
He was and is no more.

Lamp said:

I've never heard him preach.

yummy said:

Uhh?? Yet your acknowledgment seems to prove otherwise.
Step back and think about it.

Troll said:

I'm not saying he's preaching all that Jesus shit, but he does preach that he apparently doesn't give a fuck about what anyone on this message board thinks like some kind of benevolent priest and if he really didn't give a shit, not only would he have not replied to my posts, he wouldn't have even created this thread.

agreed

I think you stepped too far back troll

I just try and look at things as objectively as possible.
Not always though, but no ones perfect right?

fair enough troll. I was just throwin hot garbage at you.
After a year being here it hadn't crossed your mind people would lynch you after making this thread CTB?

I like hot garbage! :-)
Actually, I'm more than ready for a good argument tonight. I'm sober and armed with a hot cup of black coffee.....But yea, I totally agree.
CTB doesn't seem to come off as a stupid guy, but maybe a little bit "highschool" and naive. But then, who am I to judge? I'm sure my dialogue comes off as total tripe in most peoples eyes as well! Hahaha!

Well, I guess I should pull myself away from the ol' cathode ray, wipe the drool off my chin and read a book now.

Ciao

Sorry, not feeling an argument tonight. But, I'll take a raincheck for another time.
We all look pathetic staring at monitors.

Totally.


Ok, I'm really out this time.
RTTP is total crack addiction!

Fuck you

I'd like to know why girls take so long to do something they say they're going to do. It's fucking annoying. I'm going to answer my own question. Because they want to control us and make us lose sleep by manipulating us into thinking about them all the time and feeling worried about them when they're intentionally delaying doing something good with you so it'll be better and then you'll remember it more and be more and more susceptible to their mind games.

I love and hate women.

Lamp said:


I feel ya, nigga.

Women: Nature's Punching Bag

Troll said:

People are always different on the internet than they are in real life. "High school" and naive? Please, Lieutenant Commander, don't underestimate me.

Lamp, stop throwing a hissy fit and get over it.

ConqueerTheFaggogay said:

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

lolz0rds

I'm pretty much the same in person that I am on the Internet once you get to know me. But it took me a long time before I actually started posting what I was thinking on any given thread so I guess the forum had to get to know me or something too, or I had to get to know who was posting here. Point being, people who act different on the Internet than they would in real life are pussies.

Lamp said:

I agree. So, that's why I'm saying, what you see here is what you get in real life. Call me a hypocrite all you want but I'm one of those people who doesn't take shit from anyone regardless of what I believe in.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

wafflmao

yo momma wears combat boots in real life but not on the internet.

Lamp said:


I wasn't referring to myself in the first quote.

I am the same inconsiderate opinionated asshole in real life that I am here. How I have any real friends is beyond my comprehension.

Lamp said:

I dress in Elven costumes and fling feces whilst on the Interweb.

Yet, in my regular life, am a mild mannered music fan with an affinity for Girl Scout cookies.

Therefore, while my Internet and "real-time" personalities hardly gel, I don't think I'm a pussy. I think I'm a genius. With a wizard hat and fist full of kashi shit to prove it.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

You think you're special or something?

Lamp said:


Yup.

Are you conquering the baphomet? cuz I am yummy

I have to poop.

how'd it go?

This thread is terrible.

yummy said:

Smooth and silky.

terrible indeed

Yes.