Im first to admit, that I have no social life.
I dont really miss it, because even if you are just chilling with a friend, chances are, being a people disliker (I save the hate for a select few, and concentrate more of my time to hating them specifically), you will probably run into someone you hate.
So why bother.
Inside is where other cool things like Maury, Acid 4.0 recording, and Bit torrented porno happen.
Can you do that outdoors or at your asshole friends house? nope.

I agree with every word of that post.

i just took the dog for a walk and drank 3 beers at the same time. i like doing that on saturday afternoons. i find someplace deep in the woods of course.

well thats cool, cuz its just you and your dog. No assholes abound.

exactly
i hate people too

what's acid 4.0 recording?

bit torrent porn is the shit also.

oh, and i also re-strung my ugly stick. can't wait to go fishing this season.

I'm at work now.

I wish I was drinking in the woods while walking a dog.

At least I have my bike today.

haha good times

i haven't done shit all day either...but that will change in a couple hours thanks to type o negative

i'm also a people hater...but i get enjoyment out of watching people and their douchebaggery

I hate today. A lot.

I woke up....took the trash to the dump with my wife. Went to Home Depot...picked up the shit I needed. Stopped at the old Frenchman's house on my road...he got me drunk......stopped at the next house, Dawn and Dave's....got drunker....

What a great day...now imma BBQ zucchini, squash and bratwerst on the grill.

GREAT DAY.......

PAM you naysayer!!!

what do you rednecks do for work?

just curious. i'm thinking of moving back to the woods. it's been 12 years.

hooker nli said:

i work m-f reading medical reports and coding them. i get to make my own hours.
i wouldn't call myself a redneck but yeah, i like to shoot guns, go fishing, and tell racial jokes. i don't live in the sticks either.

i was talking to hoser and kok.

i lived in the middle of nowhere in NC for years. i miss being able to wake up with a raging boner ever morning and going outside to proudly piss right off my front porch.

the piss part i can do, but the days of morning wood are pretty much long gone.

Speaking of redneck evenings, this is mine:

I just picked up a new outboard motor -- a nice 3.5hp that I'm going to use for a kicker on my fishing boat. Now will be able to troll reeeeaaaal slow -- deadly for early landlocked salmon. I went out and put it on my boat and stared at it for awhile while burning a bowl.

I yelled at my wife for doing something stupid and now she's not speaking to me, so hence here I am. I will probably take the dogs out again shortly and smoke more weed.

hmm well i was out drinking last night (actually got home AFTER aaron haha) and then this morning I had to bring my car in at 8am and woke up and aaron came with me and then we walked home (not far) and we stopped at the bickford's off the highway at the rotary in portsmouth and then walked home. my friends called me to go to the rock paper scissors finals in portsmouth (one of my friends is a finalist) but it's a smoking bar..so i passed and just made a ton of mixed drinks for myself (and for when aaron gets home). Then I get a call from aaron telling me that the ONLY liquor store in NH that sells the booze I want won't sell it to him because the bottle is too big and only restaurants can buy it
EFF YOUUU

Mess said:

I watched the rest of Season 2 of Deadwood, the season finale of The L Word (those wacky lesbians), took my "dog" for a walk, got back into my PJs and we're about to order out and play Trivial Pursuit (instead of seeing Type O because everyone sucks). I will kick ass until we get to sports and then Jon will beat me. Then I will take a bath with the toaster.

And stop being a dick to your wife, largefreakatzero.

Deliverance is on at 8 (AMC)

I don't have cable. Maybe I'll take a bath with the TV instead.

pam said:

Sorry. No need to yell at me :(

pam why do you hate today so much?

Because it's days like today that I realize that I hate living down here, where no one ever wants to do anything, I'm far away from shows, friends, and public transportation. I sit in my house all day, and it fucking sucks.

So I hate days that remind me of all of the above. It's really not all that bad, I'm just being a bitch.

And don't yell at your wife and I won't yell at you, pal. ;) We're pack animals.

Also, Hooker, did you know that I saw you slitting whore's throats on Deadwood...true story...

hahahha
He just couldnt help himself.
But he swung for it in the end.

Hooker....I live in the ghetto, not the sticks.

LF@0 and Hoser are in the sticks.

kok, I love that you know exactly what I'm talking about.

I fucking adore Deadwood.

That guy was stone fucking cold.

I'm about to start downloading Season 3...I'm fucking addicted.

I really hope they finish it with season 4 or at least a few 2 hour episodes.
Cocksuckers.

Saturday Night Agenda:

-rub one out
-salvage what I can from old comp's hard drive
-make a pizza
-repeat step one
-write a paper
-repeat step one
-watch Pride dvds

I hear you on hating the world where you are. I went to N.B. once like three years ago and I never ever want to go back.

you know what's fucked about me and W?

my favorite bourbon is basil hayden too.

pam said:

i'm looking for a new series to watch. i assume this is good? what's it about?

Deadwood is awesome, it's about the happenings in an old west mining town. And all the filth that goes with it.

I remember the "whore-slicer". I guess he did look a little like Hooker.

woke up at noon
went to wrentham
skateboarded
watched Children of Men
about to start reading on the road, jack keroauc
anytime in between was spent in front of this faggot monitor


I most definetl need a life
cant wait till september to go back to school
it'll give me something to do haha

I watched 'Stranger than Fiction' with Will Ferrell.
Fucking Horrible movie.

Woke up, picked up my sister from work, came back here and did nothing for a while, went to the record store, got a call from one of my friends on the way back home so I just went straight to his place, went and got some food, then we both actually found where Mohegan Sun was but didn't bother going in. Basically it was a lot of driving. It would have been a good day normally but today I just wasn't in a particularly good mood.

i drank enough for the whole weekend last night so i decided to stay in and save some money. too bad my gf went home for the day. :(

I liked Stranger Than Fiction.

I won Trivial Pursuit. Then Jon read me questions for an hour while South Park and The Daily Show downloaded. I got a bunch right which was annoying because you always get the questions you know when you're not fucking playing. Then we watched episode 2 of South Park (this season), hilarious. Then The Daily Show which is always hilarious, and now I'm fucking back here.

Now I'm going to go download some Deadwood and maybe fucking read something. Actually not a bad night, I'm glad I stayed in. If I didn't I probably would have gotten smashed and been a dickhead to my friends again. (Sorry about your suit Scott)

well fuck
now I have something to contribute to this thread
I didn't do anything last weekend, yesterday was boring
Tonight it's like 8:20 and I'm sitting here like fuck, I have to do SOMETHING tonight, decide to check sfgate to see if there's some kind of entertainment, which has never really given me much before but hey, worth a shot. So there's a stand up comedy benefit show with Patton Oswalt, Janeane Garofolo and a bunch of other people like 3 blocks away, it started 20 minutes ago...well, wouldn't be my first choice but what the hell, better than nothing, right. So just as I get up there and I'm handing over my $30 this kid calls to invite me to some crrrrraaazy parties, which sounds like it'd hit the spot, and remember I haven't done anything like that in a few weeks now, but I've just bought my ticket so I tell him I'll give him a call after the show. So, watch the show, haha funny, laugh, take a shower, change, call the kid back up, all I can hear is girls screaming in the background and he's trying to yell something at me I can't understand and then he hangs up and won't respond to texts. Fuck me. I paid $30 to hear routines I've seen on youtube and in doing so apparently passed up what sounded like the best party i've been invited to in a while.
Yeah, I know it could be a lot worse, but it just seemed like there was something a little depressing about this situation

I'm hung over.

Ummmm....what do we do for work? I'm an insurance agent / retirement / estate planning broker.

Most everyone up here is a logger, or into construction / excavating or something along those lines.

mailman.

substitute teacher

i ruin lives

I only work part time delivering pizza right now because I had the bone-headed idea to go back to school. I really do miss working full time. I am attempting to get a real job instead of having to go back to school again.

School is good, stay in school.

I am PROUD to say that I, after 16 years, I am no longer a line cook.
As of May 1st I am a Foreman of a 3 man landscaping crew.
Captain status AHOY!!!!!!

pam said:

No, school sucks. I want nothing to do with it.

weed plus couch equals good.

line cook huh? I did that shit for years. Just last week, I finally sweat out all the grease I had absorbed. Did you see the movie waiting? Mostly true.

Waiting was a great movie.

Lamp said:

AWWWWW BATWINGS!!!!

Have you made your own penis showing game?

I can't remember a good portion of it because I was kind of drunk when I saw it, but I do remember thinking the part where the dishwashers had the dream of lighting the restaurant on fire was funny.

I used to be a dishwasher.

the goat