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New site? Maybe some day. 
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A new all female extreme metal project seeks a drummer to complete the lineup. Featuring members of Hekseri, Cold Northern Vengeance, Abnormality, one past member of Cythraul. Practice in Brighton, MA.
Many influences black/death/thrash including Angel Corpse, Behemoth, Morbid Angel, Blood Bath, Suffocation, Carcass, Death, Cephalic Carnage, Astarte, Bathory, Venom, Destruction, Darkthrone, Sodom, Immortal, Belphegor, Kreator, Deicide, Watain, Aileen Wuornos, Lorena Bobbitt and Countess Bathory. |
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FERMENTO (from Spain) has a female drummer, she used to play in UNNATURAL also. |
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thanks Mallika!
spread the word, kiddies!
this is going to be mean, seething metal |
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I thought girls could only play the bass. |
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the_reverend said: | I thought girls could only play the bass. |
seconded  |
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*skin flute joke goes here* |
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*one string guitar joke goes here * |
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menstrual_sweatpants_disco said:
We're all so clever. |
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I'm more retarded than clever.
Wait...did you mean cleaver? |
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Mallika should just learn how to play drums. |
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the_reverend said: | I thought girls could only play the bass. |
haha Malika i told ya people would just make jokes.  |
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Aegathis nli said: the_reverend said:| I thought girls could only play the bass. |
haha Malika i told ya people would just make jokes. |
Hey, a thread bump's a thread bump - at least people are seeing it on the first page. |
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you guys should cover a josie and the pussycats song then break up and make babies.... and sandwiches. |
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u guys should just have Jay do it...he's a big enough pussy, right? |
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What a terrible direction this is headed. Ugh |
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Looks like all these people are completed by adding non related and stupid commments on this thread. Especailly since they are all men...no wonder local bands break up and nothing great comes out of the local scene. Where have all the real musicians gone....Europe, S. America?? Losers help not waste more of your time and ours... |
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not really, I asked where have all the real musicians gone, who should be replying to the thread and helping them find a drummer. Now is it related by your standards... |
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No girl drummer could ever be real good. Too mucho whacko stuff going on in their heads |
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anonymous said: | Looks like all these people are completed by adding non related and stupid commments on this thread. Especailly since they are all men...no wonder local bands break up and nothing great comes out of the local scene. Where have all the real musicians gone....Europe, S. America?? Losers help not waste more of your time and ours... |
Seriously, STFU and GTFO. The people already involved with this project have earned their respect around here, and they knew where they were posting it (and the kinda responses they were gonna get). No one who's gonna join this band is gonna get all butthurt about a couple of one-off jokes, like you apparently do; the fact that it's on the first page means it gets seen, and anyone who's interested can get involved. Go get dead; you're a poor excuse for Anonymous, anyway. Anonymous has no pity. |
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yea man you are absolutely right, I am going to shut the fuck up and kill myself right now for being soo dumb. I hate myself now, thank you |
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you should talk to Lauren, she's down the hall from us. She has so much potential have good taste in music. |
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BornSoVile said: | you should talk to Lauren, she's down the hall from us. She has so much potential have good taste in music. |
i dunno about that dude....if that's who i think it is. she likes our band, and we all know how terrible the sac is |
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annonymous said: | yea man you are absolutely right, I am going to shut the fuck up and kill myself right now for being soo dumb. I hate myself now, thank you |
Thank you, that's more like it. |
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Just what we need. A gimmick of an all girl metal band. I guess your own band ain't cuttin it so you're relying on a gimmick to garner attention. Stop. Girl drummers=Junk |
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*represses "only br00tal one week a month joke" to spare the feelings of anonymous*
*but come on, seriously, you chuckled* |
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yeah but she does have decent taste, she just needs to get influenced by other people. look at who she's working with, what do you expect! |
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BornSoVile said: | you should talk to Lauren, she's down the hall from us. She has so much potential have good taste in music. |
What band is she in now (if she is)? How can we contact her? |
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the_reverend said: | I thought girls could only play the bass. |
kiss my ass Rev..haha |
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please, find me 10 pictures in the next 10 minutes on this site that prove me wrong. |
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deathchicknli said:
i'm not taking anything here personally. i've already laughed a bunch at some of these comments.
And i was completely aware of what RTTP is like before i decided to post this up here. it still is the best local website to find bandmates. |
Ya I am just jealous i cant play drums for you guys, dont mind me |
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you ever take pics of Stinking Lizaveta? they have an awesome drummer |
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infant_skin_suitcase said: | u guys should just have Jay do it...he's a big enough pussy, right? |
actually, he's a dick. pussies don't like dicks because they get fucked by dicks. and sometimes dicks fuck assholes, who like to shit on everything. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate., and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit they become assholes themselves. And that's what this is really about. |
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HA! I cant wait till he reads this. |
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Jun 14,2007 12:48pm - the_reverend]
please, find me 10 pictures in the next 10 minutes on this site that prove me wrong.
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pfft! On yer site? Get off yer high horse. =) |
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BornSoVile said: | yeah but she does have decent taste, she just needs to get influenced by other people. look at who she's working with, what do you expect! |
I'd like to influence her. |
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deathchicknli said: infant_skin_suitcase said:| u guys should just have Jay do it...he's a big enough pussy, right? |
actually, he's a dick. pussies don't like dicks because they get fucked by dicks. and sometimes dicks fuck assholes, who like to shit on everything. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate., and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit they become assholes themselves. And that's what this is really about. |
Mallika is one of the few chicks who understands & knows the real me. Thanks for clearing that up. And the person Josh mentioned might be a good option, if she's into it.
Adam, you know I'd tuck it between my legs & go drag to play for this band, but all my free time is spent bangin your mom.  |
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get the chick from Vagiant...it's my good friends sister. She's a great drummer... |
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fuck that your new band will be way more bangin |
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Uhhh...I'll get a sex change and learn to play drums. I don't know. |
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Damn, missed Jay's post about tucking it. I thought I was being original and witty. |
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kl3 sounds like he fucks guys... |
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haha just read this
It ain't a gimmick, its just the energy will be different with a band composed all of chicks, if its possible. So if anyone knows anyone that knows any girls who can really drum, please pass on their contact info.
And please, by all means, the jokes are great entertainment ;D We're tough, we can take it. And then kick all your asses when it comes to the material we'll be putting out there ;) |
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I agree. Women cannot pioneer any metal movement. They are just too unstable and sloppy. |
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captain fishfuck said: | I agree. Women cannot pioneer any metal movement. They are just too unstable and sloppy. |
hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha...
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good luck finding an actual good female drummer, it will probably never happen.
it pisses me off that there are barely any women who step up drums rather than playing bass or doing vocals. |
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i want to see a chick that moves like Hellhammer or George Kollias. imagine what she could do to your cock. |
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Megan, I'll talk to Dan's sister Liz for you guys. She's wicked good, cool as shit and...well I guess that's it.
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The one on the top right looks as busted as paganmegan. Actually kinda looks like her. I'd guess she's a giant cum dumpster to all the guys on this board. |
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Kinslayer said: Megan, I'll talk to Dan's sister Liz for you guys. She's wicked good, cool as shit and...well I guess that's it.
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Thanks Andrew. Yeah, that's the shit that matters as a musician, being good and being fairly easy to get along with.
BTW, what day are you flying to CO? And is it CO Springs? I'm gonna try to book my tickets with Matt so we're on the same flight. And Paul too if possible. |
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A cover of Girlschool's the Hunter would rock my socks off. That band is so underrated |
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Yeti said: | i want to see a chick that moves like Hellhammer or George Kollias. imagine what she could do to your cock. |
Imagine what she could do in the kitchen. |
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jADED guitarist=100x more fuckable and better guitarist than paganmegan |
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Aegathis said: Yeti said:| i want to see a chick that moves like Hellhammer or George Kollias. imagine what she could do to your cock. |
Imagine what she could do in the kitchen. |
haahahaha
I hate women. |
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we were actually thinking of covering "C'mon lets go"... |
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Well, ladies, looks like Hellhammer's out of the running, what with the broken arm. Shame, too - shave off that mustache, and he's be a sexy little kitten. Rowr!
(In all seriousness, good luck with this - there seems to be a pretty serious shortage of female drummers. Really, if you can't find anybody worth your time, just say fuck it and get a guy; I'm sure the rest of you will be able to whip him into submission quick enough. ;) ) |
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RichHorror said: Aegathis said:Yeti said:| i want to see a chick that moves like Hellhammer or George Kollias. imagine what she could do to your cock. |
Imagine what she could do in the kitchen. |
haahahaha
I hate women. |
HAHA it'd look like that Comcast internet commercial where that couple does the dishes super fast.
A friend of mine talking about some dumb band: ....Yeah they've got like 3 girls in the band.
Me: What the hell do they need 3 bass players for? |
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captain fishfucks favorite kind of girl...hahahaha
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Megan, we'll talk. I still dont have my tickets believe it or not. We need to book SOON so we can arrange a ride from CO springs...I need to let Bianca know when to pick us up...
We may as well ALL book together. We practicing on Sat? |
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Cpt. fishfuck totally failed at trolling this thread. Complete and utter failure. |
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I saved all the girlschool lps from being thrown out at my station |
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don't forget ROCK GODDESS
and Mythic |
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Where's this thread going??
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If only this were a lady!
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god damnit aaron, way to make it easy to post videos...
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/v/0iiSqzW5cXU[/youtube] |
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[video]http://www.youtube.com/v/0iiSqzW5cXU[/video] |
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if only you logged in... then you would be able to edit |
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the day you see me log in, is the day I become a manly man. |
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I'm looking for a female drummer too...for an entirely different reason ;)
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AUTOPSY_666 said: | FERMENTO (from Spain) has a female drummer, she used to play in UNNATURAL also. |
yeah, she's sick. wish i could get her to move here. http://www.myspace.com/fermento |
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the girl in that picture is saying: "i'm way more into this camera than i'm into this dude's cock being inside me" |
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Who is that that drummer, very sick!!! |
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the_reverend said:
Well at least they have a name for the band once they find a drummer... |
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one of my ex girlfriends plays drums
but shes in a wicked emo/indie band and haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaates metal. sorryyyyy
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hey i would def be up for doing it - i just have to ask tim if it would be kewl with him if i were to play drumz in an all gurrl band.
ps - would you gurrlz be up for doin more of a kitty type of thang?
pss - r u lesbianz? |
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up!
boners keep goin', they're easier target practice anyway |
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RichHorror said:
for a second i thought this said wodka wodka wodka. i need glarsses. |
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A female playing death metal??????? hahahahahahahahahahhaha
that would never happen |
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AUTOPSY_666 said: | FERMENTO (from Spain) has a female drummer, she used to play in UNNATURAL also. |
it happens in Spain, at least  |
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You should name your band Toxic Shock Syndrome. That would be amazing. |
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pam said: | You should name your band Toxic Shock Syndrome. That would be amazing. |
that's gwen's band. |
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Hah, I've been talking about naming a band that with my friend forever. That's great. |
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You should name it Team Hack or the Crazy Bitches or Unstable and Mentally Retarded |
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your prayers have been answered:
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lol imagine the blasts that shiva could play. |
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pam said: | You should name your band Toxic Shock Syndrome. That would be amazing. |
Haha...although there's apparently that one posted after...and there's also an old-school thrash band Toxic Shock. |
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porphyria said:
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hmm
that didn't work too well. |
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Kinslayer said: | http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=44803596 |
heh, nice ideological match Andrew!  |
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Who are you?
I know the drummer in that band and she's cool. Figured she might be a possibility for Megan and crue. |
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larissa.
hard to tell who's on the up and up anymore in this thread.
Cool then, dude, send her on over! |
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we need a drummer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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the drummer from lolitablack is really good. but shes in a band and punk. |
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paganmegan said: | we need a drummer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
You need a backhand, is what you need.
WIMMINS AIN'T METAL.  |
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Metal Mega-Stud said: paganmegan said:| we need a drummer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
You need a backhand, is what you need.
WIMMINS AIN'T METAL. |
I'm more metal than you, bitch! My boot heel up your ass will attest to that FAG
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there are very few women who like real metal, this is a fact. but then again... most people in general do not understand real metal |
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is that zombie stick destroyer person real? |
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hoping so.
we left our contacts left and right in that thread, so we'll just have to see |
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I think Mega Metal stud wants to suck off this guy...
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paganmegan said: My boot heel up your ass will attest to that FAG
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Aww, you even managed to name your fashion accessories! How uber-girly of you. Now stop hiding your true feelings about me beneath that thin veil of hostility.
WIMMINS AIN'T METAL!!
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john layne said: I think Mega Metal stud wants to suck off this guy...
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hey, hey let's leave Halford out of this.
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I don't care, allies and dipshits alike keep this thread bumped  |
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all I'm sayin..is ya have to wonder about a dude who wants to keep his scene ALL MALE. Sounds like someone who enjoys a morning gargle with precum... |
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john layne said: I think Mega Metal stud wants to suck off this guy...
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Hello? If you don't want to suck off Halford, you're just not metal. It's science. |
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ummmmmmm...i am officially "punk" from now on then,although "Unleashed in the East "remains on my top 5. |
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rhys said: | is that zombie stick destroyer person real? |
Thats the Great Kat, nigga!! Shed shreds!
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next stop, Bay State Rock board
blech. |
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Just passing by...help the ladies out..someone! |
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paganmegan said:
"I'm a Mog... part man and part dog. I'm my own best friend!"
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I heard this girl just moved to Quincy
and she can throw blasts like a beast |
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Ummm, she's in Vegas now. Pretty far commute. |
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hello I'm a [sic] drummer.
I'm pre-op M2F trans.
Where can I get info for trying out? |
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PaganMegan make an account on LotsofNoise.com(free) and post under the "Looking for bandmates" section in the forums...you might get a bite there.
There's alot of female musicians in PVD. |
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sorry...i mean deathchick..or whoevers looking... |
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Fuck Logging IN said: hello I'm a [sic] drummer.
I'm pre-op M2F trans.
Where can I get info for trying out? |
do you have one of these?  |
 
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