seriously
<3
<3
mad props to portsmouth police right now too!

why

speeding in a school zone (well 20 miles over the limit) with no registration (i'm a moron) and not having a NH license despite living in NH (do have my MA one though I've livied in NH for a couple of years and have NH plates)
and getting off with a warning.

I have met very few cops who do not suck.

Ha, a cop down here was in court and only got probation for beating on some 10 and 11 year olds. good times.

http://www.capecodonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll...rticle?AID=/20070829/NEWS/708290330

Of course I would beat them too if they shot my truck with paintball guns.

hm.. I wonder why he let you off

hahah I thought this was about the band

largefreakatzero said:

There's state police barracks near where I work. Those guys sure do love club sandwiches.

On a side note, I have met very few people who "hail the leaf" that do not suck.

the_reverend said:

There's a reason the shirt says "OMFG."

Lamp said:

Hey, fuck off. Not all of us potheads are libertarian or hippy retards.

I came to this thread expecting photos or a video of the Police playing live. Instead I got boobs.

RTTP is like a box of chocolates....ya never know what yer gonna git.

ArrowHead likes Pie said:

unfornately for you... life is like a box of LIVE GRENADES!! ahahaaha.

Boobs do wonders

she keeps a pair of scissors in the glove box for emergency v-neck procedures

ArrowHead likes Pie said:

BOOBS> Live vids of old men

Screw the police.

I got a $100 ticket today.

ArrowHead likes Pie said:

Because obviously the perfect way to prove to me that you don't suck is to get defensive over a generalized message board comment that's not even necessarily directed at you.

he's on drugs

Lamp said:

Or it might have been a side-handed insult towards hailtheleaf. Hmmm, go figure.

Yes.

There's definitely a difference between a regular pothead and someone who makes their screen name "HAIL THE LEAF". What an asshole.

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[Aug 30,2007 9:41am - ConquerTheBaphomet]
Screw the police.

I got a $100 ticket today.
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that sucks
what was it for?

succubus said:

Not having boobs.

nyuck nyuck

succubus said:


Going 75 in a 55 on the Spaulding Turnpike on the way home this morning.

wow that blows...75 is totallty reasonable and people are usually going that speed anyhow.

its funny that its "screw the police for pulling me over for speeding!".

Lamp said:


Yes, that was my choice of a screen name clearly only because of pot use, it had nothing to do with it being the title of a Down song. You must've picked Lamp because you like to stick lightbulbs up your ass...so much rational thought on this message board.

What is being butthurt?
Being butthurt means you take something someone has said, written, implied or suggested way too goddamn seriously, let it hurt your feelings, effect your world view, instigate impulses toward retribution, or in some other way allowed it to give you an excuse for engaging in extreme, antisocial behaviour.

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1. Feel your butt. Does it hurt? Then you are literally butthurt.
2. Examine why you would be butthurt. Is the attack personal, racial, ideological, theological or sociological?
3. Try to understand the impetous of your butthurtishness.
4. If your reason is valid, inform the butthurter that you would appreciate it if he/she would please cease any and all butthurting activity in your vacinity.
5. If your reason is invalid, and you just want an excuse to be mad at something, click here.

HOW TO TELL IF YOU HAVE BUTTHURTEN SOMEONE ELSE:
1. They act irritated at your very presence.
2. They use foul language whilst describing you.
3. They refuse you admittence to their pity party.
4. They name a wart, cyst or boil on their genitals after you.
5. They threaten to set fire to your cat.
6. They call you up at 2:30am on a work day to call you an asshole and hang up.
7. They have killed you.

PHRASES TO USE TO APOLOGIZE FOR HAVING BUTTHURTEN SOMEONE:
1. "Sorry, I meant that in a good way."
2. "Oops, I forgot you were a whiney little bitch."
3. "You never told me you were (Fill in the blank)."
4. "Cheer up... somebody's bound to fuck you."

DestroyYouAlot said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! This made me laugh in the most awkward old man way ever.

Getting a $100 ticket for doing 20 miles over the speed limit...consider yourself lucky. In MA that would probably have been a $200 ticket. I get to dispute a $300 ticket in court on Sept. 18th for allegedly going 85 in a 55, even though I was stuck going 70-75 for 10 miles because of the person in front of me monopolizing the fast lane.