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returntothepit >> discuss >> WINTER SICKNESS 2004 NEW HAMPSHIRE NIGHTMARE FEST OF DEATH!! by Terence on Jan 9,2004 12:59am
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toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jan 9,2004 12:59am
MALIGNANCY
BANE OF EXISTENCE
ANOXIA
ASCENDANCY
TERMINALLY YOUR ABORTED GHOST
TERATISM
CRYPTIC WARNING
FALL OF DECREPITUDE

Sunday, January 25th
The BombShelter, 97 Eddy Road, Manchester, NH
Doors at 3pm, bands on at 4pm, $10, ALL FUCKIN' AGES

PS, you can come up with your own silly fest name/theme!!

UNHOLY SPLATTERED SNOW FEST 2004!!



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 9,2004 2:00am
Super Unholy Mouth-Full-of-Balls Fest.



toggletoggle post by HiImPaul  at Jan 9,2004 2:17am
lol this is going to be the best show in a while.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 9,2004 2:20am
It will be if people go to it, unlike every other show that isn't at the Palladium. Spread the word like locust, we need heads in the fucking door for once!

Blizzard Hell Satan inside a Giant Flaming Turkey Fest Metal Show.



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jan 9,2004 3:11am




toggletoggle post by blue  at Jan 9,2004 4:04am
ill be there.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 9,2004 9:44am
this is going to be an awesome fucking show.
I do see an issue...
most of the bands opening contain the people that would go to this show if there band weren't playing.

I wish metalheads weren't such lazy people. I know that anyone reading this isn't lazy. you are the people that go to shows.
SOMEONE needs to figure out how to get people to go to shows.
and DOM, I mean a way that doesn't involve my gf's boobs.



toggletoggle post by D-VOKILLS at Jan 9,2004 10:03am
dysentery should be on this shiz-nit! :(:(:(:(



toggletoggle post by tyagxgrind   at Jan 9,2004 11:26am
I posted the show on Trustkill Shows and a ton of other places.... not like it matters but it might help.

Devon



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 9,2004 11:44am
if anyone that hears about this on the trustkill site comes... I will by you a shot.

something needs to be done though... look at all the work for promoting the bloodletting tour and the turn out was sub-par.



toggletoggle post by tyagxgrind   at Jan 9,2004 11:49am
well every band should pass out atleast TONS of flyers... that would help... go to local shows and make an efford.

I know were going to pass tons out ourselves.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 9,2004 12:53pm
that was what they did for the bloodletting tour.
I saw flyers everywhere.



toggletoggle post by subjugate   at Jan 9,2004 1:29pm
i sent out 600 e mails yesrterday for it amd made flyers today too 800 1/2 sheets



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Jan 9,2004 2:41pm
Sharing is Caring fest



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 9,2004 3:50pm
the_reverend said:
SOMEONE needs to figure out how to get people to go to shows.
and DOM, I mean a way that doesn't involve my gf's boobs.


Everyone who comes to this gets to use Aaron's penis to slap Carina's breasts for 12 seconds. If that doesn't get people in the door, I don't know what will.

Bloodletting got a good ~2000 flyers handed out at at least 3 major Palladium shows as well as all the little shit we could think of. We even plugged the hell out of it live on Nasty Habits. What more must be done?!
...We'll have to make bands start selling tickets.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 9,2004 3:53pm
joke dude... but that's the "AVON" marketing ploy...
also the "cut-co" knives ploy too.

I'm thinking that might be one of the ways to do it.
maybe you should just encourge bands to sell tickets..
I don't know.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Jan 9,2004 3:53pm
DeOdiumMortis said:


Everyone who comes to this gets to use Aaron's penis to slap Carina's breasts for 12 seconds.


HAHAHAHAHA! i almost spit out my cocoa pebbles. hahaha, amazing!



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Jan 9,2004 3:55pm
say that grimlock and the red chord are playing like 2 days before the show and everyone will come



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 9,2004 4:05pm
that means they are going to get bruised :(



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 9,2004 4:13pm
succubus said:
that means they are going to get bruised :(


No, you gotta slap the nipple, they'll be fine if you do it right.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 9,2004 4:18pm
yeah but can you guarantee they will all do it right?

hmmm


i think not!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 9,2004 5:36pm edited Jan 9,2004 5:37pm
Joe/NotCommon said:
Sharing is Caring fest

!!!2004!!!!

w/ Some Malignancy band or some name the "announcer" won't get right



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 9,2004 5:46pm
hahahaha too cute!!!

i am looknig for the fearbear...it will fit perfectly in here....but it's no longer online :(

i gotta see if i have it on my computer...


aaron did you copy it?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 9,2004 5:48pm
no



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jan 9,2004 10:25pm
The best way to get people to shows at the Bombshelter is to have more shows like this, and establish it as a good metal venue. Good or bad turnout it'll be an awesome time.

The best way is to work together, as we see here. Networking, passing the word around is basically all we can do. Im so sick and tired of the metal elitist bastards who think they are to good to go to a local show. As far as Im concerned I wouldnt even want them there.

That was yesterday??...oh man I would have gone if it werent for blah blah blah blah blah blah. stay home then.

A huge thanks to the bands playing and to Malignancy for coming up, its a big help when we can all work together on getting people to this show. Its only gonna get better if we can wipe out all the bullshit.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 9,2004 11:39pm


That should go on the front of our shirt.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 9,2004 11:54pm
i almost bought good luck bear yesterday....



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 10,2004 1:58am
Terence said:
The best way to get people to shows at the Bombshelter is to have more shows like this, and establish it as a good metal venue. Good or bad turnout it'll be an awesome time.


terence, you are correct.
105.3% correct...
but I'm not sure exactly how to do that since people are still so lazy.

Terence said:
That was yesterday??...oh man I would have gone if it werent for blah blah blah blah blah blah. stay home then.


how do you cure that?



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 10,2004 2:10am
the_reverend said:
how do you cure that?


Violence.



toggletoggle post by George   at Jan 10,2004 2:22am
i wish i could make it to this. im working and have no ride to nh. super shitty. if i get the day off i demand that somebody drives me. this is a fucking badass show.

im jealous of all of you.



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jan 10,2004 2:49am
its an uphill battle, we just gotta keep trudging it. Just think though, was the "scene" this good 2-3 years ago? was it even as good last year? Its growing, there are so many good bands out there, but people just dont even know about them. That really has to change.



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jan 10,2004 10:26am
just let people know that the bombshelter slut will be there giving out free blowjobs and the metalheads will flock.




toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jan 11,2004 2:27am
RustedAngel said:
just let people know that the bombshelter slut will be there giving out free blowjobs and the metalheads will flock.



haha that broad likes to feed me shots of vodka.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 11,2004 3:49am
tonight she said that she was selling shots to someone sitting beside me and I heard her tell him to check out her pictures on http://www.watchtomhumponline.com



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Jan 11,2004 10:29am
Terence said:
its an uphill battle, we just gotta keep trudging it. Just think though, was the "scene" this good 2-3 years ago? was it even as good last year? Its growing, there are so many good bands out there, but people just dont even know about them. That really has to change.


I can testify to that. Last year was the year it started coming back around here. 2004 will be the year metal breaks.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 11,2004 2:21pm
so long as my van does not shit the bed, i will be at this show with as many people as i can fit in that shitbox, haha.

i need some directions first though



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jan 11,2004 2:48pm
Mark you are a true friend.

I can give you some directions on AIM.



toggletoggle post by subjugate   at Jan 11,2004 4:04pm edited Jan 11,2004 4:05pm
i talked to a ton of folks going to this show last nite


you know what i want for Xmas next year



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 11,2004 5:24pm
i do what i can terence. all in a day's work for mark fucking richards, haha. i'll give you a hollah next time i see you online.



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jan 12,2004 2:06am


WILLIAM SHATNER COLONECTOMY FEST OF DEAD RETARDED BABIES



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Jan 12,2004 2:25am
the I'm to Pussy to Show Up to this Show Because I Was Smoking Weed Fest. I hate those tv ads. Rev, hook me up with that link so I can live stream this shizznit tomorrow night.



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jan 12,2004 2:57pm
up



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 12,2004 3:12pm
BornSoVile said:
the I'm to Pussy to Show Up to this Show Because I Was Smoking Weed Fest.


~~cough~~



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toggletoggle post by xeatadickx  at Jan 13,2004 12:15am
yeahhhhh boooooauuuuuuuuyyyyyyyy!!! i ben goin to den show mon! dyyyon waaaaaaar wih id! go ere yeah be a de mampy boaaaaaaaaay!!!!



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Jan 13,2004 11:29pm
It's colder than a witches tit in a brass bra.



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toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Jan 15,2004 3:36pm
borshke vorshke



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 16,2004 12:48am
Fuckin' killer spaghetti.



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toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jan 16,2004 10:11pm edited Jan 16,2004 10:13pm
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toggletoggle post by Wee...Bink!  at Jan 16,2004 10:13pm
Terence said:


SWEED



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toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 18,2004 1:01am
Sock Full of Rusty Quarters Fest.



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jan 18,2004 1:17am
CHARLES BRONSON ROTTING IN AN INCUBATOR OF HORROR FEST



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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 18,2004 1:19pm

oh... baby!



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jan 18,2004 2:51pm
oh my god thats so cute. I love animals more then humans. CHINCHILLA FROM THE DEPTHS OF SATANS ASS FEST!!



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 18,2004 3:07pm
Sandpaper Backrub Fest.



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toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jan 18,2004 11:49pm
Im gonna get a Chinchilla now. no more bunnies for me.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 19,2004 12:34am
Ball-Hair Rug-Burn Fest.



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Jan 19,2004 12:53am
Pubic Hair Ablaze Fest



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 19,2004 1:01am
i saw some balls earlier and the skin is funny..how you can pull on it

that's all



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jan 19,2004 1:35am
i can pull my ballskin over my face. Its usually there, cant you tell?



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jan 19,2004 10:17am
Carlos the satanic donkey needs your kidneys and dismembered baby hymens to maintain his super-intelligence and rip the faces off soccer players while sitting on a birthday cake and reading gay porno fest.



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jan 19,2004 2:03pm
HAPPY CHANUKKAH FEST!



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 19,2004 3:56pm
Flippidy Floppidy Flu Fest.



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jan 19,2004 8:09pm
ALL YOU METAL LAZY FAGGOTS BETTER PROVE ME WRONG AND GO TO THIS SHOW.

If this show is successful, im only gonna set up more quality shows like this.

Stop bitching that there is no scene, cause there is one. So just shut up and support it.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 19,2004 8:27pm
exactly Herr Chavez



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Jan 19,2004 8:32pm
Infernal Hails!!!



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jan 19,2004 10:57pm
why thank you, Herr president- Ren



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toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 21,2004 2:19am
Butter Churn Up the Butt Fest.



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 21,2004 6:34pm edited Jan 21,2004 6:36pm
The Buddy System Fest.

Note two things:
• Fat and Blonde.
• Crabs.



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jan 21,2004 11:45pm
I hate my life



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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 22,2004 7:23pm



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 23,2004 1:27am
What's my dad doing on here?



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Jan 23,2004 1:29am
where's my boy papa shawngo?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 23,2004 8:16am
DeOdiumMortis said:
the_reverend said:
SOMEONE needs to figure out how to get people to go to shows.
and DOM, I mean a way that doesn't involve my gf's boobs.


Everyone who comes to this gets to use Aaron's penis to slap Carina's breasts for 12 seconds. If that doesn't get people in the door, I don't know what will



ummm did you guys come up with a different plan???
:worried:



toggletoggle post by subjugate   at Jan 23,2004 2:18pm
HUH ON PAGE 2 EGAD'S
BUMP



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 23,2004 4:09pm
I have thirty different plans, none of the logical.



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jan 23,2004 5:55pm
I hate everything



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jan 23,2004 6:14pm
Terence said:
I hate everything


We should start a club.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Jan 23,2004 6:16pm
how about a petrified menstrual fluid eaters club?! YIPEE SKIPEE!



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jan 24,2004 4:30am
my feet hurt so much....just 2 days away.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 24,2004 4:41am
1 more day!



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jan 24,2004 11:21am
yes 1 more day until the sun never shines again



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 24,2004 12:01pm
terence, I hate how you always rip off lines from 80's songs that I hate.

Forever Desensitized
"God’s hate shines inside of you,
and others too can see...
the hate you have for Jesus,
in dark woods is as morbid as it can be.

Your castle is an example,
of the uncomfortable glove...
that Hatred bestowed upon you,
from darkness enthrone from up above."

Let His Love Shine...
"God’s love shines inside of you,
and others too can see...
the love you have for Jesus,
is as strong as it can be.

Your faith is an example,
of the unconditional love...
that God bestowed upon you,
from His throne from up above."

that's © Copyright 1998 Jill Lemming
mother fucker!

did you toss a baby at her to steal that?



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jan 24,2004 12:03pm
i actually did. I tried to get her wallet while my children were chewing on her legs. darn the luck.



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toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jan 24,2004 12:13pm



GYPSY MEANS FREE



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jan 25,2004 1:54am
just about 13 hours to go. New post show thread coming soon!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 25,2004 2:10am
gypsy means never having to say your sorry.



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jan 25,2004 2:21am
Im sorry. For all the pain you will soon be feeling.



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toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 25,2004 5:49am
TheGreatSpaldino said:


I can't help but wonder which direction that's supposed to be going... in or out...



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Jan 25,2004 7:13am
outward... i didnt make the energy beam... i just took it from someone elses custom chun li fireball super and made it look like she had a super powered cunt.



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jan 25,2004 12:44pm
some cunts are super powered. Especially the ones that feel like they're going to rip off your dinker when they orgasm.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 25,2004 2:06pm
as this is the "pre"show thread, I'm posting here.
I will post in the other when I get home.



toggletoggle post by TheGreatSpaldino   at Jan 25,2004 2:35pm
i love driving to NH by myself!!!!! ^_^



toggletoggle post by George   at Jan 25,2004 2:37pm
i'd go with you if i wasnt working



toggletoggle post by George   at Jan 25,2004 2:40pm



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 25,2004 5:28pm
i wish i could be at this show right now. grrrrrrr



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