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returntothepit >> discuss >> ATTN: Mark Fucking Richards - RE: Composted flyers by RichHorror on Mar 14,2008 12:42pm
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toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 14,2008 12:42pm
Please remember in the future to include food drive info on all Composted flyers. If you need a reminder--

Effective immediately we are accepting/demanding donations of food and ridiculous clothing at all Composted shows. Make sure it's an already prepared food [i.e. don't bring a bag of unpopped microwave popcorn]. Spots on our guest list for people who bring really awesome stuff. This is without the approval of the rest of the band, but fuck them anyway.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 14,2008 12:48pm
i'm bringing raviolis and beefaroni to the next composted show i go to. the reverend and i expect the song "queefaroni" to be written and rehearsed by this time.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 14,2008 12:48pm
QUEEFARONIS IS DYKES!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 14,2008 12:49pm
there needs to be a kiddie pool full of raviolis and beefaronis for rich to dive in and get messy in.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 14,2008 12:53pm
There needs to be a cyanide pill for me to swallow and end my wretched life with.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 14,2008 12:56pm
then who is going to dive into the chef boyardee pool? :(

(mark richards needs to be dressed as chef boyardee at said show)



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 14,2008 1:54pm
HAHAHAHA QUEEFARONI!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 14,2008 1:59pm
it's a guaranteed hit song. make a song called queefaroni, get a gold record. it's that easy.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 14,2008 2:04pm
My roomie also has a Composted-related idea/request--

Jared: I have a good Composted idea now for the recliner.
Jared: You need to sit on that recliner right up front in the middle of where the pit would be and guzzle beers and eat chips, and if Composted are not first on, you have to do that through the opening bands too.
Jared: And when you run out of beer you have to stop the band from playing and make one of them go get you another one.
Jared: And refer to that member as Alice or Mabel.
Rich: Or run to the package store.
Jared: hahaha
Jared: Hey Alice I'm too drunk to drive go, make me a packie run.
Rich: GET THAT FUCKIN DOG OUTTA HERE
Rich: IM TRYIN A WATCH DA NEWS



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 14,2008 2:05pm
Hahaha, good lord. I have a small TV we can bring to set up in front of the recliner as well so you can actually watch the news...but in reality it would be the Teletubbies.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 14,2008 2:07pm
My recliner is amazing. The seat has sunken in so much that it resembles the Sarlacc Pit and everytime you move it even the slightest a shitload of metal rods, screws, nuts and bolts fall out of it.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 14,2008 2:08pm
Oh, and is completely covered in white cat hair.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 14,2008 2:11pm
Going senile is pretty great, you fellows should really try it sometime.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 14,2008 2:11pm
Pretty soon we're just going to have start bringing entire venues to shows.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 14,2008 2:13pm
THEY'RE CALLED FOOD DRIVES, ASSHOLE



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 14,2008 2:20pm
Yeah, but we're going to have to bring an extra building with us. DUH.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 14,2008 2:23pm
Shut up and kiss me.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 14,2008 2:27pm
I've been waiting for this moment all my life.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 14,2008 2:30pm
So has my penis.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 14,2008 2:34pm
HIYOOOO



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 14,2008 2:39pm
there's already a concept for the music video: rich horror laying on the floor while a girl shoots beefaronis out of her cunt all over him and mark richards, dressed as chef boyardee, beats her with a cooking spoon. the other composted guys will be doing other things.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 14,2008 2:41pm
ha, i started writing my post a while ago, but had to do stuff at work before i finished it.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 14,2008 2:51pm
Ken's post proves that me and Mark are the only members of Composted that matter.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 14,2008 2:56pm
Precisely. Fuck lead vocals, drums, bass and 2nd guitar. Shit's bunk.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 14,2008 2:58pm
Other Guy: Vocals
Rich Horror: Vocals
Guitar: Mark Fucking Richards
Guitar: Other Guy
Bass: Other Guy
Drums: Other Guy
Some Hot Chick: Beefaroni Cunt Spitter



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 14,2008 2:59pm
no, i just haven't thought that far into the concept, so i don't have ideas for the other guys yet. maybe the four of them could dress up as broads and shoot the beefaroni out of their butcher shops at rich while mark beats them with cooking utensils. they are very important band members.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 14,2008 2:59pm
my idea would be really sexy



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 14,2008 5:16pm
i'm dressing up as a broad for an upcoming music video, and we mention chef boyardee in the new song we're working on. but we can make it an epic 3 part song like violated and fryalated 1, v and f 2: the return, v and f 3: the ACOCKALYPSE.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 14,2008 5:33pm
As soon as I am able to, I'm dropping about $200 on a professional pedobear costume. I'm talking Disneyland vomit & heatstroke quality here.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Mar 14,2008 5:58pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Some Hot Chick: Beefaroni Cunt Spitter


I doubt Danielle would do that!



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 14,2008 6:11pm
how bout we hire sarah michelle gellar. i hear she's got nothing going on these days.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 14,2008 6:39pm edited Mar 14,2008 6:39pm



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 14,2008 8:16pm
Composted is not relegated to just one hot chick. Composted has thousands of hot chicks in our employ that refuse to sleep with us or anyone we know.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 14,2008 8:22pm


i dont get laid cuz i look like kiefer sutherland post vampire transformation in the lost boys



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 14,2008 8:28pm


and cuz i do stuff like this



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 14,2008 8:40pm
We don't get laid because we are members of the League of Fat & SHitty-Looking Gentlemen.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 15,2008 2:40am
note, i am majorly fucking hammered right now, as per usual, but you are correct sir! haha HIIIIYOOOOO!!! naw there's gotta be a market out there somewhere for guys like us. our day shall come.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 15,2008 10:55am
Dave_Maggot said[orig][quote]


i dont get laid cuz i look like kiefer sutherland post vampire transformation in the lost boys
dave, you win the thread with that post. that was one of the funniest things i've read in a long time.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 15,2008 10:58am
haha thank you sir



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