I am "Noxious Smurf". Hahahahaha, Mikael Åkerfeldt got "Phil The Smurf"! That is clever. Shagrath is "Colicky Smurf". Euronymous is "You Go Smurf" and Dead is "Trusty Smurf". Mortiis got "Stoner Smurf". Blakkheim got "Very Tall Smurf". Is he very tall? Last but certainly not least, Faust got "Chesty Smurf". So that's why that guy wanted to fuck him...