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returntothepit >> discuss >> Karate Kid remake by the_reverend on Apr 30,2008 8:47am
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toggletoggle post by Martins   at Apr 30,2008 8:56am edited Apr 30,2008 8:58am
All I could think of was:

Except black.



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at the library at Apr 30,2008 9:05am
"You're the best
around--
No one's gonna hold ya down--"

heh. good luck to them



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 30,2008 9:14am
As a 'fuck you', Ralph Macchio should re-make Independence Day.



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Apr 30,2008 9:15am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
As a 'fuck you', Ralph Macchio should re-make Independence Day.


i'd love to hear him say the classic line "i coulda been at a bar-b-q!!"



toggletoggle post by thuringwethil at the library at Apr 30,2008 9:17am
I haven't seen 'I am Legend' yet, was it any good?

The book is a frickin' horror CLASSIC.

I have trouble getting past Will Smith's auspicious beginnings sometimes: DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, et. al.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Apr 30,2008 9:27am
brad%20weymouth said[orig][quote]
xmikex said[orig][quote]
As a 'fuck you', Ralph Macchio should re-make Independence Day.


i'd love to hear him say the classic line "i coulda been at a bar-b-q!!"


With Pat Morita as Bill Pullman

"Today... Miagi cereblate a-Independence Day!"



toggletoggle post by bradmann   at Apr 30,2008 10:36am


novelty is truly dead



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 30,2008 10:39am
thuringwethil%20at%20the%20library said[orig][quote]
I haven't seen 'I am Legend' yet, was it any good?

The book is a frickin' horror CLASSIC.

I have trouble getting past Will Smith's auspicious beginnings sometimes: DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, et. al.


i haven't seen it, but i'm not often disappointed by Will Smith. i just pretend Wild Wild West doesn't exist. i fucking love Enemy of the State.



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Apr 30,2008 10:43am
i am legend was good, worth a rental



toggletoggle post by Mess at Apr 30,2008 10:47am
brad%20weymouth said[orig][quote]
i am legend was good, worth a rental


i always want to rent that at blockbuster but i was always doubtful of it. i'll give it a whirl maybe tonight.



toggletoggle post by deadlikedave at Apr 30,2008 11:15am
Yeti said[orig][quote]
thuringwethil%20at%20the%20library said[orig][quote]
I haven't seen 'I am Legend' yet, was it any good?

The book is a frickin' horror CLASSIC.

I have trouble getting past Will Smith's auspicious beginnings sometimes: DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, et. al.


i haven't seen it, but i'm not often disappointed by Will Smith. i just pretend Wild Wild West doesn't exist. i fucking love Enemy of the State.

not dissapointed by him? are you serious? he takes perfectly fine movies and add his smarmy shit humor to it.
I woulda really liked independece day if that hack werent in it.
everytime i think of the line in the movie where he says 'i gotsta git me one a dese' a piece of me dies that dude BLOWS.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 30,2008 11:55am
brad%20weymouth said[orig][quote]
xmikex said[orig][quote]
As a 'fuck you', Ralph Macchio should re-make Independence Day.


i'd love to hear him say the classic line "i coulda been at a bar-b-q!!"


i would enjoy hearing ralp macchio utter the line "welcome to earff"



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 30,2008 11:56am
how is a character with an italian last name supposed to be played by a black person?



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at Apr 30,2008 12:03pm
i think its just worse knowing that it is going to be a 9 year old kid! wtf



toggletoggle post by aril at Apr 30,2008 1:15pm
they better leave classic movies like that alone.

I swear... if someone touches the Goonies, I'm going straight to Hollywood to rip a head off.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Apr 30,2008 1:16pm
dude, if the sanctity of The Goonies is raped, i'll be right next to you firebombing Hollywood.



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Apr 30,2008 1:20pm
Seriously, what the fuck are they doing this for?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 30,2008 1:25pm
if it's going to be a black karate kid movie, it should feature the wu tang clan as cobra kai.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 30,2008 1:41pm
Yeti said[orig][quote]
dude, if the sanctity of The Goonies is raped, i'll be right next to you firebombing Hollywood.


last i heard they were gonna try to make a sequel with all the original members grown up. but that was a couple years ago i heard that.



toggletoggle post by aril at Apr 30,2008 1:49pm
haha, I heard that too. But apparently Chunk is skinny now.
And 2 cast members are dead..



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 30,2008 3:29pm
aril said[orig][quote]
haha, I heard that too. But apparently Chunk is skinny now.
And 2 cast members are dead..


also i think one of them works for the Post Office- i'm sure he'd be down for the flick.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Apr 30,2008 4:16pm
didnt this remake already come out? wasnt it called "Never give up" ?



toggletoggle post by aril at Apr 30,2008 4:18pm
i dont know but does anyone remember those crappy "3 Ninjas" movies



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Apr 30,2008 4:22pm
come onnnn...3 Ninjas was badasss



toggletoggle post by aril at Apr 30,2008 4:23pm
haha so stupid. the video games were worse.



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Apr 30,2008 5:58pm
thegreatspaldino said[orig][quote]
didnt this remake already come out? wasnt it called "Never give up" ?



and the terrible movie i was talking about was "Never Back Down"



toggletoggle post by yummy at Apr 30,2008 7:57pm
It sounds like they are changing the names and modifying the story.



toggletoggle post by boine at Apr 30,2008 8:33pm
when is someone going to remake side kicks



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Apr 30,2008 9:18pm
boine said[orig][quote]
when is someone going to remake side kicks
when jonathan brandis rises from the grave and demands it.



toggletoggle post by junglebunny at Apr 30,2008 11:38pm
Anyone remeber the Peanutbutter Solution? The kid goes bald and puts magic pb on his head to grow hair.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Apr 30,2008 11:45pm
Here's an idea: make a fucking movie that hasn't been fucking made before.



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