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returntothepit >> discuss >> Vomiting blood for a 2nd day in a row at work appreciation by menstrual_sweatpants_disco on Jul 24,2008 9:31am
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toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 24,2008 9:31am
Yay!

I mean... TMI?

I think I'm dying.



toggletoggle post by Corpus_Colloid at Jul 24,2008 9:32am
jesus bro..to much slam in yer diet.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jul 24,2008 9:38am
WTF are you doing at work?



toggletoggle post by markfuckingrichards  at Jul 24,2008 9:45am
Correction Nick...not enough slam. The average person needs at least 1000 slam-grams a day to not vomit blood.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 24,2008 10:13am
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
WTF are you doing at work?


Today? Vomited, reconfigured an ancient cisco switch, added someone to a group in active directory, vomited, clutched my stomach and prayed for death. I'm super productive right now.



toggletoggle post by RevoBass at Jul 24,2008 10:14am
Go to the doctor dude



toggletoggle post by aril at Jul 24,2008 10:14am
pedobear got to mouth face in his sleep



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jul 24,2008 10:16am
I figure it's just karma.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Jul 24,2008 10:22am
RevoBass said[orig][quote]
Go to the doctor dude


AGREED



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jul 24,2008 10:26am
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
RustyPS said[orig][quote]
WTF are you doing at work?


Today? Vomited, reconfigured an ancient cisco switch, added someone to a group in active directory, vomited, clutched my stomach and prayed for death. I'm super productive right now.

I meant as a "LEAVE WORK AND GO TO A HOSPITAL" not "So what did you do today?"



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jul 24,2008 10:33am
YES PLEASE GO TO THE DOCTOR..NOW...STOP READING THIS...GET OFF THE CHAIR AND GO!!!!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jul 24,2008 10:40am
or write a Composted song about it.



toggletoggle post by composted at Jul 24,2008 10:42am
COUGHING UP BLOOD AT WORK
COUGHINGx3
2 DAYS IN A ROW
COUGHINGx3
COUGHING UP BLOOD AT WORK



toggletoggle post by markfuckingrichards  at Jul 24,2008 10:47am
Composted lyrics are way more complex than that. The word dick is not in there anywhere!



toggletoggle post by Corpus_Colloid at Jul 24,2008 10:51am
waking the cadaver has a monopoly on..glock and cock.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 24,2008 11:16am
would that qualify as a cockglock?



toggletoggle post by sxealex stolenlaptoppurchasedofcrackheadintaunton at Jul 24,2008 11:25am
woa shit dont die



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jul 24,2008 11:39am
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
would that qualify as a cockglock?


...or a glockcock?



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jul 24,2008 11:57am
yeah... vomitting blood is one of those things they tell you to go RIGHT to the hospital for. If you dont believe us, call your Primary Care Physician, they will definately tell you the same thing.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jul 24,2008 12:29pm
It's probably an ulcer, dude. GO TO THE HOSPITAL. It could be something worse.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jul 24,2008 12:32pm
pssht, I cum blood



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Jul 24,2008 12:34pm edited Jul 24,2008 12:35pm
although more seriously, 'tis true that an ulcer is high probability, but it can also be a sign of something much more serious like the big C. It probably should be checked out. This is assuming you were serious about the blood part.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 24,2008 12:36pm
maybe its time to stop gargling with razor blades.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jul 24,2008 12:54pm
I love that Mike's first impulse is to post about this on RTTP rather than seek medical attention.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 24,2008 12:56pm
DOCTORS IS RAVIOLIS



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jul 24,2008 1:21pm
If Mike dies I will do everything in my power to get "STEP DA FUGG OFf MaH GrAvE u GrApeSodA azZ bu$taH!" put on his tombstone.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jul 24,2008 1:25pm
Save it for NEDF!



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jul 24,2008 2:09pm
get it on video



toggletoggle post by aril at Jul 24,2008 2:30pm
notice how nobody's heard from him since this morning...?
is he okay?



toggletoggle post by moe  at Jul 24,2008 2:35pm
hopefully he's at the hospital



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Jul 24,2008 9:34pm
so...anyone heard from him yet?



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Jul 24,2008 9:35pm



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 24,2008 9:55pm
i dont know wether to laugh or jerk-off. i guess i'll do both.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at Jul 24,2008 11:59pm
yo mikey, what's goin on?



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Jul 25,2008 12:04am
he was fine when i was talking to him online earlier



toggletoggle post by markfuckingrichards  at Jul 25,2008 9:02am
Mike meant be was defecating blood. He made a typo, the lazy so and so.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jul 28,2008 12:10pm
hello...did you get this checked young man?



toggletoggle post by Jimmy Revenge at Jul 28,2008 12:13pm
Upper GI bleed.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jul 28,2008 2:39pm
UP



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