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New site? Maybe some day.
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I was just turned on to this. Fucking gold. This broad posts & responds to fucked up personal ads on craigslist and posts the conversations:
http://birdparty.blogspot.com |
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holy fuck i could barely even get halfway through the abortion sex one.
hahahahaha sorry but this person is more clever than you :( |
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The knitting ladies are going to love this. |
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One of your knitting ladies sent it to me haha |
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One of your knitting ladies sent it to me haha |
HAHAH
That doesn't surprise me. |
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I need fresh air because grow up near Soviet paint factory. |
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SMOKE CRACK?? - m4w - 21
Reply to: anon-71869176@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-05-05, 7:00PM EDT
I GOT DAT GOOD SHIT.. HOLLA (THIS ISNT FAKE)
* this is in or around PG COUNTY
Birdparty wrote:
Are you fo real? I’m jonesin for a taste.
Reggie wrote:
AS REAL AS IT GETS.WHY YOU ASKING?
Birdparty wrote:
I'd love to get together and smoke crack. What else you looking for?
Reggie wrote:
well its not cooked. u like blow? what else u wanna give? u are a woman right? send me a pic and description
Birdparty wrote:
You’re talking crack, right? I know how to make it, if you want. And yes I am a woman. I'm good company and maybe if you give me some crack, you can stick your goods in a few of mine.
Reggie wrote:
when and where do u wanna hook up?
Birdparty wrote:
Well you still haven't addressed the original topic of your ad which drew me in -- and that's the crack. Do you have any cracks or not? Ass cracks don't count, I want the real shit.
Reggie wrote:
i been told u i got uncooked. therefore i have addressed the original. i got da real shit. how do i know u aint the police
Birdparty wrote:
The police wouldn't care if you had crack or coke, they'd just arrest you either way. I on the other hand, am not interested in any of your coke. It's the rock I crave.
It used to be the other kind of rock I wanted -- a diamond ring. But since my marriage failed after Bruce turned out to be a closeted homosexual, I have turned to crack and sex. The crack makes me feel good and the sex reminds me that I am a desirable woman. I have lost several teeth in my pursuit of the rock, but this makes blow jobs much more sensual.
Hugs and kisses,
Gloria
P.S. -- I can make a tin foil crack pipe.
Reggie wrote:
u tell me when u free....and we can go from there
Birdparty wrote:
I don't have a job, so I am free when you are. I do like to watch Oprah weekday afternoons, Desperate Housewives Sunday nights and The Mclaughlin Group Sunday mornings. Can we work around these shows?
Reggie wrote:
gimmie your name and number
Birdparty wrote:
Are you a cop?
Reggie wrote:
no.fuck no.im actually in trouble with the law right now and i have a courtdate on the 31st. how are we gonna meet if i dont have your info. i go to work all day so i wanted your number so when i get off i could hit u up one day to see if u were ready for me. im not gonna press you out about it though. its on you. u either trust me or u dont.
Birdparty wrote:
Whether I trust you or not depends on what you are in trouble with the law for. Is this just a speeding ticket or are we talking something more intense?
Reggie wrote:
i got caught with my gun. im not going to keep going back and forth typing to you babes, trying to explain to you that im not a cop. remember homie, u hit me for it. if i were a real cop, i would have been had enough technology over here to track your housing information just from your emails you sent me and been locked your ass up. i only have a lil bit of shit left so im getting rid of it as we speak. im not going to reup cause i dont know what this judge is going to try and do to me.so its no point to buy more if i might be going to jail.so if u want it, u need to stop bullshitting. either yes or no. no more bs'ing. tired of typing. holla atcha boy
Birdparty wrote:
I like to freebase out of man's ass. Are you game?
Reggie wrote:
baby you sound smoking.
u still on. email me and let me know |
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