I mean what the fuck, who does that? I parked the porsche on the street in front of the house for one night, go out there this morning and BAM, it has egg all over it. That shit gets me so mad. Shit, if you got a problem with someone take it up with them, not a car that can't defend it's self.

bunch of savages in that town

Hey, are you open?

umm.. you live in the dumpiest place ever and across the street from a dairy establishment.. no?

post pictures of your porsche.

People hate you for having a Porsche.

That's liberalism in a nutshell ;)

pics or it didnt happen

Get that shit off there ASAP. It can damage the paint if left on.

yea, wash that stuff off.
good thing they didn't leave ham on your car

i think bologna is even worse than ham. Supposedly it can take paint right off.

You ever notice that all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie.

I do not like green eggs and ham, sam i am

oops, I meant bologna.
my thought process somehow shifted to dr. seuss when I typed that

I live back in New Bedford again. That probably explains it all.





















P.S. It's not my car. I am just baby sitting. I can't dish out 125k for a car haha.

you can after the NEDF dvd is out

haha you have a porsche and are back in New Bedford. That shit's gonna get wrecked.

I watch the car when my cousin is out fishing. It's usually in the driveway or garage, but everything was full last night so it went in the street.

Bologna does indeed strip paint. I have...experience.

why, yes. yes I do strip paint. thank you very much.

Chico's Corolla is gonna look kick-ass (holmes) with 911 rims/tires on it.

when i was in high school my friends and i egged this dorky kids house every night for 2 weeks. hahahahahahahaha

hahah I did the same thing. I egged this kids house until the bedroom lights came on.

I'm too much of a pig.

I'd never waste good eggs.

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